What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

[Dogthor]

jajajaja very funny stories...i thnk i`m a kind of lucky because i don?t have any story so much embarrasing.........

[jim20dee20]

When I was a senior in college, my friend and I went out and got mushed... We met these girls and ended up going back to their apartments. We did our thing and then I passed out in her bed. About a half hour later I didn't feel so good so I put on my jeans and went to her bathroom. I puked my brains out and when I was done I went to wash my face and hands off. On the way to the faucet I tripped and fell straight into their mirror above their faucet and broke it into a million pieces. All of a sudden I heard a bunch of footsteps around the house and finally my friend opended the door and goes - 'mate get the F a hold of yourself.' I said it was an accident, I'll buy them a new one. He goes no, look at your pants, evidently what I thought were my jeans were hers and she's little. I'm Six foot one and a 34 waist.
These poor jeans were so tight and only went up to about my thighs with my jangle hanging out. I go - 'oh, and I walked back to her room all SEVEN of her roomates who I have never met before were standing there with looks of shock. It was the definition of walk of shame. Let's say that girl never returned my calls after that incedent.

[thesightless]

Re:: What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

this one is nasty,

in boston a few years back me and some friends were haeding to see nick warren and we all hopped in the car, my g/f on my lap, cramped in the car.

mind you she was in a "pissy mood."

we get outta the car and head into the club and my friend grabs me and says "what the fuck is that on your pants?"

i look down and, under the blacklight, i see a stain on the leg my g/f was sitting on................................................ ...

it wasnt pee, she was in a "bad mood"

i had to leave and go home to shower and change...... :?

[runningman]

broke up with my girlfriend over a text message. Then i got back together with her and will never live it down...

[umlaut]

Re:: What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

After reading some of these replies, now i think my mbarrassing moment was nothing compare to these sad folks.

[s.bella.k]

broke up with my girlfriend over a text message. Then i got back together with her and will never live it down...

HAHAHAH yea she told me about that one!!!... i cant believe she went back to u.. u must have done something good to get her back. shes a great girl.. good for u on the asian too!!!!