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  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    Fao Mj

    News from Yorskhire
    Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:

    "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

    Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

    "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

    Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

    He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

    His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

    Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness.






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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28833

    #2
    Re: Fao Mj

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    • Garrick
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 6764

      #3
      Re: Fao Mj

      gotta hate it when a dog tries to seduce you by unfastening your belt and lowering your trousers.
      Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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      • bart_smastard
        Gold Gabber
        • May 2005
        • 980

        #4
        Re: Fao Mj

        i always wonderd why there were so many poodle parlours in huddersfiled specialising in doggy pedicure

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        • DancingQueen
          AVB FanClub | President
          • Oct 2005
          • 4061

          #5
          Re: Fao Mj

          hahaha
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          • daveman
            I love the colors!!!
            • Jul 2005
            • 1221

            #6
            Re: Fao Mj

            - maybe one of Ska's relatives? he's got some dog in him

            once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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            • shoimen
              Getting Somewhere
              • Aug 2005
              • 102

              #7
              Re: Fao Mj

              Sick!

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              • runningman
                Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                • Jun 2004
                • 5995

                #8
                Re: Fao Mj

                haha.. the funniest thing i have read in a while.

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                • chanty
                  John, John, where art thou!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 4622

                  #9
                  Re: Fao Mj

                  On the side of the highway? Jeez...get a room next time!
                  Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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                  • Steve Graham
                    DJ Jelly
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12887

                    #10
                    Re: Fao Mj

                    out celebrating the birth of his mates child I assume

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                    • Corven
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4080

                      #11
                      Re: Fao Mj

                      i would love to see a dog that could undress someone ... i swear that shit would amaze me more than david blaine
                      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                      • MJ
                        Here since 2002
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6560

                        #12
                        Re: Fao Mj

                        Originally posted by peloquin
                        Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

                        He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down."
                        Erm... yeh like they do

                        No Pel, I`ve never heard of the guy thank god, he only lives a mile from me too. I`m thinking that all the sheep were taken that day.

                        I though shit like this only happened over the in the States

                        What you doing reading up on Yorkshire life Pel?
                        mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



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                        • cowardly dj
                          ZangerBob
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 645

                          #13
                          Re: Fao Mj



                          "I never had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway"

                          Classic line here
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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #14
                            Re: Fao Mj

                            i hope he made the dog wear a rubber

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                            • Yao
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8167

                              #15
                              Re: Fao Mj

                              Was the dog knibbling his earlobe?
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