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  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    No Man Wants This to Happen




    i'm not sure i should even devote a topic to this... that shit ain't right.
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?
  • cowardly dj
    ZangerBob
    • Jun 2004
    • 645

    #2
    Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

    Must have been a nice comfortable walk in the morning breeze
    Greatly rejoicing in following God as a freedom not a choice.

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    • threehills
      I heart Lollergirl
      • Jun 2005
      • 3641

      #3
      Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

      How'd she glue it to his stomach, and glue his butt cheeks together? Wouldn't he have to roll over for that? But he says he was sleeping?
      It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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      • DancingQueen
        AVB FanClub | President
        • Oct 2005
        • 4061

        #4
        Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

        Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.
        lmao!!

        That had to hurt when they tried to unglue him!!
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        • Kobe
          I wish I had an interesting User title
          • Jun 2004
          • 2589

          #5
          Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

          "uh, I glued myself to, myself"
          -Jim, American Pie 2
          Beats are my crack.

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          • stencil_cp
            Addiction started
            • Aug 2005
            • 408

            #6
            Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

            i though the beamer desicration was bad... yikes. remember all the young girls who curled their lips and empathized with lorena bobbit?

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            • 3d_1200
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1127

              #7
              Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

              death penalty imo.
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              • daveman
                I love the colors!!!
                • Jul 2005
                • 1221

                #8
                Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                i feel sorry for the nurses who had to pick the glue apart. they deserve $30,000 just for that
                once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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                • rewing3
                  I really don't care
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 5504

                  #9
                  Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                  That is just wrong.
                  Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                  • peloquin
                    Till I Come!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8643

                    #10
                    Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                    wow, fucked up. O_O

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                    • Funky Dredd
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • May 2005
                      • 3701

                      #11
                      Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                      Ouch!
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                      • shosh
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 4668

                        #12
                        Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                        assclown

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                        • Troklo
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2012

                          #13
                          Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                          I bet that felt good!
                          Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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                          • pilot
                            The World is my Playground
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1423

                            #14
                            Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                            What were the nurses thinking? lol
                            Bluewire Productions

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                            • frangellico
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 118

                              #15
                              Re: No Man Wants This to Happen

                              can´t load the vide =(
                              PROGRESSIVE NEVER DIES

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