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  • shan
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1187

    I am so depressed

    first day back in work today after the honeymoon and never before has the phrase " the Honeymoon is over " hit me so hard. what a pain in the arse to be back to the daily grind. anyone got any good jokes to cheer me up
  • dek0021
    Getting Somewhere
    • Oct 2005
    • 102

    #2
    Re: I am so depressed

    Q: what did the boss say to the depressed worker who just get back from his honeymoon?
























































    A: the honeymoon's over!




    hardy har har har
    Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      #3
      Re: I am so depressed

      shan, did you go to any of those clearwater restaurant i suggested?

      salt rock grill or rockaway?

      i will thnk of a funny later on, lol

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      • shan
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1187

        #4
        Re: I am so depressed

        yeah man we ate at the salt rock. we had an amazing meal there. thanks for the suggestion man it was one of THE nicest meals of our honeymoon, Ill post some pics when I find the lead to my digital camera

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        • Steve Graham
          DJ Jelly
          • Jun 2004
          • 12887

          #5
          Re: I am so depressed

          glad you enjoyed it, it is one of my fave places to eat.

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          • dtgunslinger
            Addiction started
            • Nov 2004
            • 352

            #6
            Re: I am so depressed

            Yep, I been married six years and at least the sex is still great, work still sucks and all but the rest is good.
            Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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            • shan
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1187

              #7
              Re: I am so depressed

              he he glad to hear it man

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              • Steve Graham
                DJ Jelly
                • Jun 2004
                • 12887

                #8
                Re: I am so depressed

                here is a joke for ya Shan

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                One morning a man is golfing when he meets a woman on the course. He finds her attractive, and he asks her if she’d like to play with him. So they play a round, and she wins by five strokes. Sensing the guy’s embarrassment, the woman offers to accompany him to the parking lot and give him a blow job in her car to make him feel better.

                For the rest of the week, they play together every morning. The woman wins by five or six strokes each time, then gives the guy a blow job in the parking lot. That weekend he invites her to his house for a romantic dinner.

                She arrives and blurts out, “I must confess something to you. I’m a transvestite. I’m really a man.”

                “You son of a bitch!” the guy replies. “You’ve been hitting off the women’s tee all week!”

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                • shan
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1187

                  #9
                  Re: I am so depressed

                  nice one very good

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                  • clintlove
                    Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 3264

                    #10
                    Re: I am so depressed

                    Good stuff!

                    Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

                    sigpic

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                    • dek0021
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 102

                      #11
                      Re: I am so depressed

                      that happened to me once
                      Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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                      • Kamal
                        Administrator
                        • May 2002
                        • 28835

                        #12
                        Re: I am so depressed

                        so you confessed being a transvestite after you blew the man of your dreams in the back of your car ?
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                        • dek0021
                          Getting Somewhere
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 102

                          #13
                          Re: I am so depressed

                          maybe!! or maybe it was just using the women's tee all week
                          Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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                          • Jibgolly
                            Vortexuralizor
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20773

                            #14
                            Re: I am so depressed

                            what did the barn say to the farmer ?





























                            Hay !

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                            • peloquin
                              Till I Come!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8643

                              #15
                              Re: I am so depressed

                              worst joke ever.

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