I am so depressed

[shan]

first day back in work today after the honeymoon and never before has the phrase " the Honeymoon is over " hit me so hard. what a pain in the arse to be back to the daily grind. anyone got any good jokes to cheer me up

[dek0021]

Re: I am so depressed

Q: what did the boss say to the depressed worker who just get back from his honeymoon?
























































A: the honeymoon's over!




hardy har har har

[Steve Graham]

Re: I am so depressed

shan, did you go to any of those clearwater restaurant i suggested?

salt rock grill or rockaway?

i will thnk of a funny later on, lol

[shan]

Re: I am so depressed

yeah man we ate at the salt rock. we had an amazing meal there. thanks for the suggestion man it was one of THE nicest meals of our honeymoon, Ill post some pics when I find the lead to my digital camera

[Steve Graham]

Re: I am so depressed

glad you enjoyed it, it is one of my fave places to eat.

[dtgunslinger]

Re: I am so depressed

Yep, I been married six years and at least the sex is still great, work still sucks and all but the rest is good.

[shan]

Re: I am so depressed

he he glad to hear it man

[Steve Graham]

Re: I am so depressed

here is a joke for ya Shan

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One morning a man is golfing when he meets a woman on the course. He finds her attractive, and he asks her if she’d like to play with him. So they play a round, and she wins by five strokes. Sensing the guy’s embarrassment, the woman offers to accompany him to the parking lot and give him a blow job in her car to make him feel better.

For the rest of the week, they play together every morning. The woman wins by five or six strokes each time, then gives the guy a blow job in the parking lot. That weekend he invites her to his house for a romantic dinner.

She arrives and blurts out, “I must confess something to you. I’m a transvestite. I’m really a man.”

“You son of a bitch!” the guy replies. “You’ve been hitting off the women’s tee all week!”

[shan]

Re: I am so depressed

nice one very good

[clintlove]

Re: I am so depressed

Good stuff!

[dek0021]

Re: I am so depressed

that happened to me once

[Kamal]

Re: I am so depressed

so you confessed being a transvestite after you blew the man of your dreams in the back of your car ?

[dek0021]

Re: I am so depressed

maybe!! or maybe it was just using the women's tee all week

[Jibgolly]

Re: I am so depressed

what did the barn say to the farmer ?





























Hay !

[peloquin]

Re: I am so depressed

worst joke ever.