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  • clintlove
    Hey girl, ya Hungry?
    • Jun 2004
    • 3264

    If you were me....

    and you worked at a furniture store and you slung some furniture today and then you found out that the crystal method are playing at the varsity theater tomorrow night and the proceeds went to the red cross and the tickets were only 10 bucks but you had scheduled a date with a chick you've been trying to stab for a while now....

    what would you do?

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  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: If you were me....

    take her to crystal method if the tix were that cheap and do her at the concert
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    • dtgunslinger
      Addiction started
      • Nov 2004
      • 352

      #3
      Re: If you were me....

      Do some crystal meth, go to crystal method, do the girl.
      Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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      • chanty
        John, John, where art thou!
        • Jun 2004
        • 4622

        #4
        Re: If you were me....

        Both replies are good advise...but maybe you should take her out for dinner and drinks first 'cause the tickets are so cheap! What ever you do, don't miss the show.
        Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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        • day_for_night
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 4127

          #5
          Re: If you were me....

          is it a dj show or a live pa? cause i've heard their dj shows suck balls.

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          • shosh
            Banned
            • Jun 2004
            • 4668

            #6
            Re: If you were me....

            tell her youre going out for your mates bachelor party. go to the concert with your buddies, go home and fuck her

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            • remoh
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 2466

              #7
              Re: If you were me....

              if you already know the girl then she should have an idea of your love of EDM ...
              take her to dinner and then tell her you want to share something with her that is very special to you... then mention that you want to specially go because all the proceds go to charity..by this time her panties should be wet!!!
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              • Corven
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 4080

                #8
                Re: If you were me....

                Originally posted by day_for_night
                cause i've heard their dj shows suck balls.
                their dj show do suck balls imo ... left half way into the set ... but since the tix is that cheap it would be nice to bring her out for some entertainment before the real show back home
                I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373

                  #9
                  Re: If you were me....

                  tough. I'd take the chick to see the crystal method, get her drunk, leave when she wants to leave, and stab her.

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                  • Jibgolly
                    Vortexuralizor
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #10
                    Re: If you were me....

                    if its a dj set by the crystal method, then forget it and go bang this chick.
                    but if its a live PA then i say invite her along and stick it in her later.

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                    • ZendoBro
                      Mr. Roboto
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 864

                      #11
                      Re: If you were me....

                      Have you been wanting to stab her because she kept turning you down?
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                      • MJ
                        Here since 2002
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6560

                        #12
                        Re: If you were me....

                        Go and see crystal method with ya mates and send the chick round my house, I`ll sort her out for you.
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                        • Yao
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8167

                          #13
                          Re: If you were me....

                          Bad Dad Mike!!
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                          • Troklo
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2012

                            #14
                            Re: If you were me....

                            Originally posted by remoh
                            if you already know the girl then she should have an idea of your love of EDM ...
                            take her to dinner and then tell her you want to share something with her that is very special to you... then mention that you want to specially go because all the proceds go to charity..by this time her panties should be wet!!!
                            Thats some good stuff there, I would go with this advice.....
                            Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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                            • asdf_admin
                              i use to be important
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12798

                              #15
                              Re: If you were me....

                              bring a dog. at least it will be your friend afterwards.

                              keyword: honey.
                              dead, yet alive.

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