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On Wednesday the 9th of November my mrs gave berth by c-section to the bouncing 8lb 8oz little ball of fun which is my son. I have to this day never witnessed anything quite like it before in my whole life.
At 9.30am we were taken down to the delivery theater where at least 10 people were waiting, I had to put on some silly gown and hat for obvious reasons and was told to sit in a chair in the corner while they got her ready.
At 9.59 (yes I was clock watching) they made the first incision in her tummy. A curtain was put up so the mrs couldn`t see anything and I was supposed to sit there with her and hold her hand. No way! I wanted to see the little chap ener our world. I took a position just so I could see what was going on. They made more incisions as they cut deeper into her. Then they did something that completely took me by supprise and shocked the shit out of me. There was a doc stood at each side of her and both put there hands into the hole they had cut and pulled in opposit directions! I looked at the mrs in total disbelief to which she said "ffs stop doing that will you"
I just couldn`t believe it, they were litteraly taring her open.... This I found out later was the best way to do it in order for the hole to repair itself naturaly. Freaky or what!
At 10.04am one of the docs produced what I can only describe as a giant pair of bbq tongs. He inserted them into her belly and started tugging on them quite agressively. I nearly slapped him and told him to be a little more carefull as this was my son he was dealing with but bit my lip as I thought he should know what he wa doing.
At 10.05am Connor Harlan Storey was presented to me... I was completely blown away. This little kid had almost a full head of hair and was the cutiest thing I`ve ever seen. Mother and baby are doing brilliant.
My camera is still at the hospital so she can take pics when I`m not there so be patient and I`ll get some up as soon as I can.
This has been the reason you guys haven`t seen much of me lately and I apologise to all who have been trying to MSN me and not getting much feedback, I`m sorry guys, but as you can imagine... my shit has been elswhere.
MJ is a fucking dad !
At 9.30am we were taken down to the delivery theater where at least 10 people were waiting, I had to put on some silly gown and hat for obvious reasons and was told to sit in a chair in the corner while they got her ready.
At 9.59 (yes I was clock watching) they made the first incision in her tummy. A curtain was put up so the mrs couldn`t see anything and I was supposed to sit there with her and hold her hand. No way! I wanted to see the little chap ener our world. I took a position just so I could see what was going on. They made more incisions as they cut deeper into her. Then they did something that completely took me by supprise and shocked the shit out of me. There was a doc stood at each side of her and both put there hands into the hole they had cut and pulled in opposit directions! I looked at the mrs in total disbelief to which she said "ffs stop doing that will you"
I just couldn`t believe it, they were litteraly taring her open.... This I found out later was the best way to do it in order for the hole to repair itself naturaly. Freaky or what!At 10.04am one of the docs produced what I can only describe as a giant pair of bbq tongs. He inserted them into her belly and started tugging on them quite agressively. I nearly slapped him and told him to be a little more carefull as this was my son he was dealing with but bit my lip as I thought he should know what he wa doing.
At 10.05am Connor Harlan Storey was presented to me... I was completely blown away. This little kid had almost a full head of hair and was the cutiest thing I`ve ever seen. Mother and baby are doing brilliant.
My camera is still at the hospital so she can take pics when I`m not there so be patient and I`ll get some up as soon as I can.
This has been the reason you guys haven`t seen much of me lately and I apologise to all who have been trying to MSN me and not getting much feedback, I`m sorry guys, but as you can imagine... my shit has been elswhere.
MJ is a fucking dad !
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