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  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18919

    #16
    Re: somewhat funny/stupid

    Originally posted by picklemonkey
    <Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
    <sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
    <Fulgore> fuck you
    Brilliant

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    • diegoff
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 3864

      #17
      Re: somewhat funny/stupid

      Originally posted by picklemonkey
      <SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
      <NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
      <NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
      <NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
      <SRG> yes



      <factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
      <factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
      hahahahahahahahhaha can?t stop laughing !!!!!!! thanx
      Itīs a spiritual thing!

      feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
      Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
      May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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      • diegoff
        Are you Kidding me??
        • Jun 2004
        • 3864

        #18
        Re: somewhat funny/stupid

        this is very stupid:
        Itīs a spiritual thing!

        feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
        Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
        May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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        • shosh
          Banned
          • Jun 2004
          • 4668

          #19
          Re: somewhat funny/stupid

          i forgot about that site. tons of lolz there
          Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
          Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
          Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
          Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
          Primus521: lol
          Primus521: turns out he misheard him
          Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
          Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
          Primus521: omfg
          Primus521: til the day i die
          Primus521: i will never forget it
          <Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
          <SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
          <SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
          <TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
          <TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
          <Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
          gentoogod: omg dude
          gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
          gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
          siral21: what was it
          gentoogod: ok before i say this
          gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
          gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
          gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
          gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
          gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
          gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
          gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
          gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

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