Mr. & Mrs. Smith

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  • Kobe
    I wish I had an interesting User title
    • Jun 2004
    • 2589

    Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    I saw this on Netfilx over the weekend.

    Overall it was pretty good as long as you don't take it too seriously. Pitt and Jolie are beautiful too look at, have excellent chemistry (obviously ) and the acting is good enough. The whole thing is done tounge-in-cheek and that makes for some good humor as the two quip about their marriage as the plot about opposing spies plays out. There is pleanty of good action, and they do a pretty good job of keeping it from getting to that saturation point where you can no longer bear to hear another gun shot or explosion.

    The plot does IMO take one too many turns and it gets a bit drawn out in the end, therefore I am deducting a half point and will give it 3.5/5, as good mindless entertainment.
    Beats are my crack.
  • sakio pod
    SALAD TOSSER
    • Jun 2004
    • 6034

    #2
    Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

    i'll watch some crap......but this was shit......i turned it off halfway through

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    • Digger
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Nov 2004
      • 2739

      #3
      Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

      nah its good...if you dont have another thing to see....and jolie is a sexy bitch....yammi!!! that damn lips...
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      All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.

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      • Jibgolly
        Vortexuralizor
        • Jun 2004
        • 20773

        #4
        Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

        i'd rather take a shit in a bucket and sautee it with some onions and worstechier sauce then eat it over a candle light dinner with a nice red wine. only to shit the shit back out again the next day and microwave it and eat it. only to puke the shitted shit back up on some toast and eat it again with some ginger ale. then i'd like to shit out the shitted barfed shit again onto my girlfriends neck and roll around in it for a few minutes only to scoop it all back up and eat it again. only to shit out the shitted barfed swallowed shit again the next day and sprinkle some powdered sugar on it to eat it again chasing it with a 750ml bottle of jack daniels. repeat. repeat.

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        • Kobe
          I wish I had an interesting User title
          • Jun 2004
          • 2589

          #5
          Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

          come on jibby, tell us how you really feel!
          Beats are my crack.

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          • Duff McKagin
            Gold Gabber
            • Sep 2004
            • 690

            #6
            Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

            this movie blew moose cock
            Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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            • sakio pod
              SALAD TOSSER
              • Jun 2004
              • 6034

              #7
              Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

              hell yeah jibs you nailed it bro

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              • miss_catness
                Getting warmed up
                • Nov 2005
                • 87

                #8
                Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

                definetly lame.

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                • daveman
                  I love the colors!!!
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 1221

                  #9
                  Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

                  Originally posted by Duff McKagin
                  this movie blew moose cock
                  i agree. brad and angelina spend more time making sure they look good than acting in this one. toward the end they both are getting seriously injured and from scene to scene the pain is there and gone. i though we stopped falling for that BS since all those bad action movies in the 80's.
                  once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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                  • Kobe
                    I wish I had an interesting User title
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2589

                    #10
                    Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

                    Frankly I think you guys are taking this movie too seriously, in which case I agree with your reviews. I went in expecting superficial escapism, that's what I got, and I enjoyed it. Relax, shut your brain off, go for a ride.

                    It's okay, you can enjoy a crappy movie from time to time, I won't think less of you.
                    Beats are my crack.

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                    • lucabati
                      Gold Gabber
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 701

                      #11
                      Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

                      piece of crap...
                      oh yeah if i want to look at angelina jolie who is definetely a sexy bitch i will look at her other movies in which she is definetely much hotter(gone in 60 seconds)

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                      • tallinn:express
                        Addiction started
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 372

                        #12
                        Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

                        the chemistry between Pitt and Jolie makes this movie, and it definitely does for 100%. and i think this sort of film isn’t supposed to be analysed. its just fun, maybe dumb fun, but still its fun.

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                        • maddlingo
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1035

                          #13
                          Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

                          Originally posted by Jibgolly
                          i'd rather take a shit in a bucket and sautee it with some onions and worstechier sauce then eat it over a candle light dinner with a nice red wine. only to shit the shit back out again the next day and microwave it and eat it. only to puke the shitted shit back up on some toast and eat it again with some ginger ale. then i'd like to shit out the shitted barfed shit again onto my girlfriends neck and roll around in it for a few minutes only to scoop it all back up and eat it again. only to shit out the shitted barfed swallowed shit again the next day and sprinkle some powdered sugar on it to eat it again chasing it with a 750ml bottle of jack daniels. repeat. repeat.
                          :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
                          "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                          • alienaut
                            Fresh Peossy
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 42

                            #14
                            Re: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

                            Corny movie but Angelina Jolie is hot so I guess the movie is ok.

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