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  • shan
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1187

    Manchester United Fans



    there's always the carling cup

    good enough for the club after the way they treated Keano, not one player on the pitch tonight with a bit of kop on to hold it together.
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: Manchester United Fans

    soccer sucks

    here is an example of thier play by play
    ""he passes to beckam, beckam to lundford, lundford passes to smith, smith passes to charles, charles passes, wait no, out of bounds, throw in to beckam""

    repeat that for 30 minutes then shout GOAL 10 times like you're getting blown by a threesome of pamala anderson, kiera knightly, and liz hurley while winning 350 million in the lottery and finally beating tetris with kate beckinsale sitting on your face in her birthday suit.

    then go back to ""pass, pass, pass, pass pass pass pass ""
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

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    • shosh
      Banned
      • Jun 2004
      • 4668

      #3
      Re: Manchester United Fans

      corner, foul

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      • peloquin
        Till I Come!
        • Jun 2004
        • 8643

        #4
        Re: Manchester United Fans

        ROFLMAO

        made my day.

        sightless: fuck off

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        • qwerty2222
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1615

          #5
          Re: Manchester United Fans

          Originally posted by thesightless
          soccer sucks

          here is an example of thier play by play
          ""he passes to beckam, beckam to lundford, lundford passes to smith, smith passes to charles, charles passes, wait no, out of bounds, throw in to beckam""

          repeat that for 30 minutes then shout GOAL 10 times like you're getting blown by a threesome of pamala anderson, kiera knightly, and liz hurley while winning 350 million in the lottery and finally beating tetris with kate beckinsale sitting on your face in her birthday suit.

          then go back to ""pass, pass, pass, pass pass pass pass ""
          cmon, it cant be that borring
          i spent my entire childhood playing soccer in my school's backyard
          i still watch soccer games and i dont find them borring
          my opinion is that if you dont play the sport, watching it you'll find it borring
          i never played american football, watched a couple of games but didnt understand much so i stopped watching it
          soccer is a nice game, especialy when barcelona or milan are on the field

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          • unrecogniseduser
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 2344

            #6
            Re: Manchester United Fans

            football is my first love. I spend every spare penny i have driving round Britain to whatever crap hole (Bolton, Wigan etc) Spurs are playing in that week. Most of the time we lose our away games as well. Going to football is much more than the game, thats what makes it different to a lot of sporting events. Theres no cheerleaders or anything like that, just 30000 drunk blokes chanting funny songs at eachother. I love it!

            Oh yeah, unlucky ManUre, looks like the first American Franchise in the premier league isn't having things its own way.
            motherlover

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            • shan
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1187

              #7
              Re: Manchester United Fans

              Originally posted by thesightless
              soccer sucks

              here is an example of thier play by play
              ""he passes to beckam, beckam to lundford, lundford passes to smith, smith passes to charles, charles passes, wait no, out of bounds, throw in to beckam""

              ""


              out of bounds
              throw in to becham

              if your going to slag it off at least do a proper job of it

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              • phazon
                Gold Gabber
                • Jun 2004
                • 750

                #8
                Re: Manchester United Fans

                sightless, find a download of Liverpool v AC Milan, 25th May 2005. Watch that and tell me the sport is boring.

                There's a reason it is the biggest, most popular sport in the world.
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                • shan
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1187

                  #9
                  Re: Manchester United Fans

                  here you go

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                  • thesightless
                    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 13567

                    #10
                    Re: Manchester United Fans

                    the reason its so popular is cuz all you need is a rock and some tape and some open space. every other sport requires equipment even basketball.
                    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                    Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                    download that. deep shit listed there

                    my dick is its own superhero.

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                    • nemrac
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 202

                      #11
                      Re: Manchester United Fans

                      Originally posted by thesightless
                      the reason its so popular is cuz all you need is a rock and some tape and some open space. every other sport requires equipment even basketball.
                      why do you say stupid shit like that.. seriously.. are you angry cos you got a small d*ck?
                      Give that biatch a knuckle sandwich for her trip back to Uglytown

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                      • peloquin
                        Till I Come!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8643

                        #12
                        Re: Manchester United Fans

                        Originally posted by nemrac
                        why do you say stupid shit like that.. seriously.. are you angry cos you got a small d*ck?
                        he doesnt like it because they dont slap each other on the ass like in american nancyball

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                        • thesightless
                          Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13567

                          #13
                          Re: Manchester United Fans



                          i say it because soccer is the most boring fucking sport to watch on tv,.
                          your life is an occasion, rise to it.

                          Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
                          download that. deep shit listed there

                          my dick is its own superhero.

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                          • peloquin
                            Till I Come!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 8643

                            #14
                            Re: Manchester United Fans

                            Originally posted by thesightless


                            i say it because soccer is the most boring fucking sport to watch on tv,.
                            this coming from a baseball fan... bizarre!!!

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                            • Bryanw24
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 841

                              #15
                              Re: Manchester United Fans

                              Originally posted by thesightless
                              the reason its so popular is cuz all you need is a rock and some tape and some open space

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