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  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    tissues and petroleum jelly

    so all the sudden tuesday i get sick. i've been blowing my nose every 90 seconds since i woke up yesterday and my nose is so fucking raw i had to buy some vaseline to put on my crackled dried up nose skin. i mean it literally hurts. so im repeating the process of blowing my nose and re-applying the jelly over and over and fucking over. i dont get sick often but when i do its a goddamned doozy.

    anyone else feeling under the weather?
  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    #2
    Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

    yes. same shit here. stuffy head. boogers freeze then when you blow your nose it hurts. wake all shitty and red eyed. ya know, im calling in sick, thanks jibs, i thought i was just feeling a bit of the cold.
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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #3
      Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

      i went to work tonight despite feeling like total shit. i was fuckin up tables left and right. eventually my manager took notice and asked what was wrong. i told him i'm not one to whine about being sick but i was obviously not doing anyone any good by being there. he let me leave early. thank god.

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      • picklemonkey
        Double hoodie beer monster
        • Jun 2004
        • 15373

        #4
        Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

        he was probably scared of the KY jelly on your nose

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

          i didnt have any jelly at that point.
          my nose looked like rudolph's

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15373

            #6
            Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

            let me guess... you got whipped by someone dressed as Santa while you were tied to reigns, too.

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

              weak attempt at cutdown.

              -4

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              • miketpoto
                Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                • Jan 2005
                • 4223

                #8
                Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

                Oops, I saw the topic and thought this thread was about something completely different, sorry!

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                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #9
                  Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

                  consensual assrape ?

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                  • picklemonkey
                    Double hoodie beer monster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 15373

                    #10
                    Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

                    at least i'm not sick.




                    wait until miami. i'll probably be sick again.

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                    • asdf_admin
                      i use to be important
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 12798

                      #11
                      Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

                      hahaha. you fucking sickos. i get my women wet before i touch them. that is how you do it.

                      ah. kids.
                      dead, yet alive.

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                      • Jibgolly
                        Vortexuralizor
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20773

                        #12
                        Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

                        my girl is wet enough for the both of us. the jelly is for my face.

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                        • asdf_admin
                          i use to be important
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12798

                          #13
                          Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

                          ahaha. you are a sic puppy. o well. as long the log floats down the river i guess we can all by happy.

                          fuck. my window blew up.
                          dead, yet alive.

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                          • CHiEF_N
                            Addiction started
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 410

                            #14
                            Re: tissues and petroleum jelly

                            I had bronchitis about a month ago. First time I've been sick like that in almost a decade. Nastiness. So last night I start getting a fever and my throat was getting soar. I drank a bunch of orange juice and H2O, walked around in a robe and just took it easy. Turned in a bit early as well. I feel much better this morning, but I can tell the funk is still lurking over me, ready to pounce if I let my guard down. I hate the fackin winter sometimes because of it. I never get sick in the warm months of the year.
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