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  • nbpgt
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1044

    mastercard wedding

    from an email i received

    way to get her back

    MASTERCARD wedding
    You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
    wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
    newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
    about 300 guests.

    After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
    a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
    for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
    wedding.
    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
    new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his
    deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift
    just from him.

    So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
    wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to
    everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
    envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best
    man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
    private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
    watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said,
    "F---you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
    people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
    wrong.

    His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
    guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
    man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
    This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
    this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
    friends................$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the
    occasion.................................$ 3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
    Maui.............................$ 8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    MASTERCARD!
  • CatZ
    Getting Somewhere
    • Jul 2004
    • 157

    #2
    Peace!

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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2765

      #3
      So OWNED!!
      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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      • KRANKHEAD
        Getting Somewhere
        • Jun 2004
        • 118

        #4
        Re:: mastercard wedding

        Indeed, it deserves a Mastercard moment
        Let's keep it progressive!!!!

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        • hypoluxxa
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 3371

          #5
          Re:: mastercard wedding

          ""HA, HA..." The bitch deserves the humiliation!!!
          Priceless.

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          • FM
            Wooooooo!
            • Jun 2004
            • 5361

            #6
            snopes :wink:
            FM

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            • CatZ
              Getting Somewhere
              • Jul 2004
              • 157

              #7
              idd!
              Peace!

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              • Morgan
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 2234

                #8
                Pure Class.

                To see all there faces when they see the photos, that would be rather good.
                "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                • esef
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1717

                  #9
                  Re: mastercard wedding

                  Originally posted by nbpgt
                  from an email i received
                  this has been circulation for a few years... it's pure urban legend hightened by the whole mastercard thing...

                  but if it's not...


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                  • Localizer
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 2021

                    #10
                    whatever it is, it's too dam hilarious.....
                    Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
                    -Bertrand Russell

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                    • deeprogressions
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 157

                      #11
                      Re:: mastercard wedding

                      ahhh memories

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                      • BeachBum
                        Addiction started
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 471

                        #12
                        Re:: mastercard wedding

                        I fucking love it...good job my man...FUCK THAT BITCH
                        The man who has no imagination has no wings - Muhammad Ali

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                        • chato
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 815

                          #13
                          Re:: mastercard wedding

                          hahaha excellent one there...
                          ...enjoy every single second

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                          • cowardly dj
                            ZangerBob
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 645

                            #14
                            That hurt deep down on places you dont like to talk about
                            Greatly rejoicing in following God as a freedom not a choice.

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                            • MJ
                              Here since 2002
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6560

                              #15
                              Re:: mastercard wedding

                              I`d love to have been a fly on the wall at that wedding. The bride and best man must have felt very small indeed after that but i bet he felt great.
                              mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



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