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that is fuckin' hilarious!
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either way. fact or fiction, i found it quite amusing..Comment
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Re:: mastercard wedding
holy shit... thats hilarious!!"A man has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer."
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This is cool if its true. Wish I had the balls to do this.Originally posted by MJDub
So OWNED!!
btw. I know roughly what MJDub means when he says "OWNED", but what does "OWNED" actually mean??? Is it an acronym or what?An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.Comment
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Urban legend or fact? Either way it's something I'll keep in mind if I have the unfortunate luck to have this happen to me.Comment
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fair fucking play. :P
it takes a cool head to screw people up like that.
give the guy a gold star
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Here's an example of ownage.Originally posted by NastyD
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You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."Comment
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Re:: mastercard wedding
That dog gotta be feeling it....
Follow to his example...
and here is another image
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The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.Comment
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clever man!!!!great revenge...Comment
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Respect!May in the excitement of "achieving", you will not forget yourselfComment
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Dunno if its true but it was one of the first emails I ever received about 5 years ago
Still funny but can't believe its still getting sent around"When you stop striving for perfection, you might aswell be dead"Comment
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My fav owned image is:
"I don't know what will be used in the next world war, but the 4th will be fought with stones."Comment
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totally my style... anyways, I wish it never happens to me...
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haha.. a busted eye & a tight fade.. thats what every kid deserves at some point in time.Originally posted by razvanMy fav owned image is:
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Re:: mastercard wedding
Something very similar happend in Monterrey, Mexico around 1996...
The setting was in church... when the priest asks the guy: "Will u John, take Sally as your wife, bla bla"... John says, no.
The priest asks again if he wants to marry her and he says no again...
Third time, everyone is murmuring, priest is nervious, bride is sweating... priest asks again and the guy says "no", takes the microphone away from the priest and says out loud: "I wont marry her because she and my best friend had sex... I caught them last nite in our new home... wedding?s off but you are more than welcome to attend the rececption."
And he walks away from the altar...
VERY famous incident in Monterrey, made the social headlines, tv news, etc.
But our Mastercard guy takes the prize for ACTUALLY marrying the bitch... big iron balls I must say....Comment
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