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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    smile

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where
    she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice,
    and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items
    on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
    behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of
    the cashier.

    The drunk said, "You must be single."

    The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on
    the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about
    her selections said, "Well, y'know that's right. But
    how on earth did you know that?"

    The drunk replied, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit"
  • daveman
    I love the colors!!!
    • Jul 2005
    • 1221

    #2
    Re: smile























    once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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    • peloquin
      Till I Come!
      • Jun 2004
      • 8643

      #3
      Re: smile

      haha

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      • rewing3
        I really don't care
        • Jun 2004
        • 5504

        #4
        Re: smile

        That is funny.
        Common Sense is not Common at all.

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        • yelena
          Getting Somewhere
          • Sep 2004
          • 232

          #5
          Re: smile

          Thats mean!!

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          • miss_catness
            Getting warmed up
            • Nov 2005
            • 87

            #6
            Re: smile

            awesome, i'll have to use that on the next sleazy guy that hits on me.

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            • jeffrey collins
              Not cool enough
              • Jun 2004
              • 7427

              #7
              Re: smile

              now that's not nice. it's pretty funny, but not nice.
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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15373

                #8
                Re: smile

                how do you swat 200 flies at the same time?
                hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

                how do you swat 500 flies at the same time?
                hit a dead ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

                why is an ethiopian blow-job the best?
                because you know she will swallow.

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                • maddlingo
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1035

                  #9
                  Re: smile

                  "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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                  • Mr.Big
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 1390

                    #10
                    Re: smile

                    Originally posted by picklemonkey
                    how do you swat 200 flies at the same time?
                    hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

                    how do you swat 500 flies at the same time?
                    hit a dead ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

                    why is an ethiopian blow-job the best?
                    because you know she will swallow.
                    oh yeahh theres some jokes right therrr.
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                    • peloquin
                      Till I Come!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 8643

                      #11
                      Re: smile

                      Originally posted by picklemonkey
                      how do you swat 200 flies at the same time?
                      hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

                      how do you swat 500 flies at the same time?
                      hit a dead ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

                      why is an ethiopian blow-job the best?
                      because you know she will swallow.
                      nice.

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                      • DreamGirlie
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2137

                        #12
                        Re: smile

                        im awful with jokes...what does the food have to do with her being ugly?
                        "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                        • peloquin
                          Till I Come!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8643

                          #13
                          Re: smile

                          nothing... it just builds it up so you think it will

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                          • DreamGirlie
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2137

                            #14
                            Re: smile

                            ooooh.

                            that makes it not as funny then!
                            "Welcome to Hezbollah phone line, for terrorist supplies press 1."

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                            • peloquin
                              Till I Come!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 8643

                              #15
                              Re: smile

                              it wasnt *that* funny to begin with

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