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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where
she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice,
and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of
the cashier.
The drunk said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on
the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about
her selections said, "Well, y'know that's right. But
how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit"
she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice,
and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items
on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of
the cashier.
The drunk said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, looked at the four items on
the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about
her selections said, "Well, y'know that's right. But
how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit"
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