hmmm

[picklemonkey]

I just showed up to work 130 minutes late.






I don't think anybody noticed




...which is strange for a 300-employee building.

[asdf_admin]

Re: hmmm

what? i do not get it.

[peloquin]

Re: hmmm

i get the same feeling here sometimes, i could probably show up for 10 minutes in the middle of the day and then leave again and nobody would realize

i do have to clock in though...

[asdf_admin]

Re: hmmm

English Mother Fuckers!

[picklemonkey]

Re: hmmm

nobody definitely noticed. I walked in, went up to the 4th floor, and nobody has noticed that I'm late. this is perfect!


I normally sit on the 6th floor. this week my boss has me sitting in an empty office on the 4th floor to support some people at their whim. everyone on 6 thought I was on 4, everyone on 4 thought I was on 6. no clocking in, no time tracking, no nothing.

I had someone deliver something to me 15 minutes ago and said "Everyone on 6 said you were down here, so here you go." nobody had a clue

[peloquin]

Re: hmmm

English Mother Fuckers!

does he loooook like a bitch?

[palmer]

Re: hmmm

Then why you tryin' to fuck em like a bitch

[anonin]

Re: hmmm

if i show up to work late i get called out. everytime.

[picklemonkey]

Re: hmmm

I almost always do... but today's situation worked out perfectly.

we have a company-wide instant messenger, and when I logged into it one of my chat buddies immediately pinged me and said "two hours late huh?"

she works in another city. "nope. just forgot to open sametime."

i'm in.

[TomTom]

Re: hmmm

George would take advantage of this situation....

[FM]

Re: hmmm

my new job now I can get away with being like 5, 10 minutes late and probably no one would notice...130? nope.

Worst time was when I was 4 hours late at my last job...that went over nicely

[hulkhuss]

Re: hmmm

Then why you tryin' to fuck em like a bitch

[shoimen]

Re: hmmm

I just started a new position at my company. I used to work in the Software support dept. (call center). I had to be on time, clocked in, chained to my cube at 8AM.

I now have so much freedom !! I can get up in the morning and check email from home...Then stroll in when I see fit. So fucking great!