How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

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  • MJDub
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 2765

    How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

    I don't want to go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Rascalnikov filbustered deoxymonohydroxinate.

    http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

    You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

    "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    Re: How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

    happy new year MJ.

    too bad you cant even get politics off your mind for one day and drink some alcohol.

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    • MJDub
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 2765

      #3
      Re: How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

      Come on Jib. Where's your Family Guy knowledge?
      http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

      You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

      "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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      • Jibgolly
        Vortexuralizor
        • Jun 2004
        • 20773

        #4
        Re: How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

        Oh.

        i guess i wiped it off my cheeks earlier this morning.

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        • djmusic
          Fresh Peossy
          • Jun 2004
          • 35

          #5
          Re: How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

          that sure sounds an aweful lot like a rant to me...
          Ga-hey-hey

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          • picklemonkey
            Double hoodie beer monster
            • Jun 2004
            • 15373

            #6
            Re: How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

            was there a new episode this weekend? I missed it

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            • MJDub
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 2765

              #7
              Re: How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

              I doubt it with it being new year's. The quote I'm talking about is at the beginning of the season 3 episode where Peter finds outs he's black. They're making fun of Dennis Miller.
              http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

              You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

              "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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              • BSully828
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1221

                #8
                Re: How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up.

                What's a rant?
                Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
                a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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