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  • clintlove
    Hey girl, ya Hungry?
    • Jun 2004
    • 3264

    Let's hear some new jokes damnit

    I'll start it off.

    What do you call two lesbiens in a canoe?



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  • nyy77
    Getting warmed up
    • Jun 2004
    • 68

    #2
    Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

    How do you know a female bartender is mad at you?

    You find a string in your bloody mary.
    "He's 40 and lives with his mom. She put poison in his oatmeal."

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    • Lrn
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jan 2005
      • 3233

      #3
      Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

      how do you make a dead baby float?


      one can rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby

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      • rainman
        Platinum Poster
        • Dec 2005
        • 1869

        #4
        Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

        What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

        Not a damn thing, that bitch has already been told twice.

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        • Hos
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 4286

          #5
          Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

          I walked into the convenience store the other day. I was taking a look at their range of toilet paper, baffled by the various textures, colours and glitzy packaging.

          I approached the shop keeper and asked if had any recommendations. he told me, "on the hole, they're all the same."
          black is the new black www.mercuryserver.com

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          • anonin
            Juvenile Delinquent
            • Oct 2005
            • 2347

            #6
            Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

            Originally posted by rainman
            What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

            Not a damn thing, that bitch has already been told twice.

            bwahahahahahaha, so wrong

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

              what did the horse say to the cowboy?

              Hay!

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              • jack_smack
                Fresh Peossy
                • Dec 2005
                • 34

                #8
                Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

                female patient: Kiss me doc kiss me
                dr: No
                patient: KISS ME PLEEEEEEASE
                dr: I'm afraid my answer is still no
                patient: JUST KISS ME NOW
                dr: Kiss You! I probably shouldn't even be fucking you!

                and

                Why did the hillbilly walk his kid to school?



                They are in the same grade!

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28833

                  #9
                  Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit

                  why are women like parking spaces.....














                  The good ones are all taken and the rest are handicapped
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