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What do you call two lesbiens in a canoe?
Fur traders.
What do you call two lesbiens in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit
How do you know a female bartender is mad at you?
You find a string in your bloody mary."He's 40 and lives with his mom. She put poison in his oatmeal."
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how do you make a dead baby float?
one can rootbeer 2 scoops dead babyComment
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Not a damn thing, that bitch has already been told twice.Comment
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Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit
I walked into the convenience store the other day. I was taking a look at their range of toilet paper, baffled by the various textures, colours and glitzy packaging.
I approached the shop keeper and asked if had any recommendations. he told me, "on the hole, they're all the same."black is the new black www.mercuryserver.comComment
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Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit
what did the horse say to the cowboy?
Hay!Comment
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Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit
female patient: Kiss me doc kiss me
dr: No
patient: KISS ME PLEEEEEEASE
dr: I'm afraid my answer is still no
patient: JUST KISS ME NOW
dr: Kiss You! I probably shouldn't even be fucking you!
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Why did the hillbilly walk his kid to school?
They are in the same grade!Comment
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Re: Let's hear some new jokes damnit
why are women like parking spaces.....
The good ones are all taken and the rest are handicappedwww.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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