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[Jibgolly]

.. ok so i posted this an hour early. and 4 hours early according to the usual suspects..

here's some humor to start you day off right.....


> Marine pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
>attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
>watch for a moment.
>
> The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No,"
>he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing
>it."
>
> The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
>special about it?"
>
> The Marine pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
>telepathically."
>
> The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
>
> "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
>
> The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
>wearing panties!"
>
> The Marine pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an
>hour fast."

[anonin]

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i thought this was pretty funny...

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious
diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what
with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH
ways ..
yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in
hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard
I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe
old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of
today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a
damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've
got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we
wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it
up ourselves, in the card catalog!! There was no email!! We had to
actually write somebody a letter ... with a pen! Then you had to walk
all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would
take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to
hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had
to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually
talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

And talk about hardship? You couldn't just download porn! You had to
steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless dude to buy you a copy
of "Hustler" at the 7-11!

Those were your options! We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If
you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal,
that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the
phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your
mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you
just didn't know!!!
You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like
"Space Invaders" and "asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy
was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there
were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And
you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and
faster and faster until you died!
... Just like LIFE!

When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium
seating!
All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with
a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15
channels and there was no onscreen menu and no remote control! You had
to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were
screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and
walk over to the TV to change the channel and there was no Cartoon
Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning. Do you
hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you
spoiled little rat-bastards!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up, we had
to use the stove or go build a frigging fire ... imagine that! If we
wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid JiffyPop thing and shake it
over the stove forever like an idiot.

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too
easy.
You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!


Best Regards,

The 30s

[picklemonkey]

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TGIT!

[palmer]

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Intruder Alert.

-1

[Jibgolly]

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Hahah!!

[shan]

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TGIF and the wife is off to barca for the weekend. PEACE

[sakio pod]

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holy crap.....its friday the 13th and its me B-day..........WERID

[Mr.Big]

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wheres the TGIF pic.. weekend should be the same as usual..

As Ron burgandy said.. " ive been coming to the same party for 12 years and in no way is that depressing".

[peloquin]

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TGIF! admin is gonna be pissed.

[daveman]

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tgif. happy bday sakio.

[shosh]

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ENJOY: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/blackfat.wmv

[rainman]

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That's not funny. That's my mom and my sister.

[Lorn]

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Happy Friday!

[DancingQueen]

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wheres the TGIF pic.. weekend should be the same as usual..

As Ron burgandy said.. " ive been coming to the same party for 12 years and in no way is that depressing".

Agreed I always come and look for the TGIF pic...just not the same without it

[GregWhelan]

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TGIF boys!! Got a date tonight with a girl I've fancied for nigh on 10 years, since school in fact! Se finally saw sense and let me take her out, so tonight i'm going to her house to watch 'Closer' and if i don't get laid after watching that......................