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Story I:

A Miami man known as the city's parking meter fairy has been seen roller-skating around the trendy Coconut Grove area and wearing a pink curly wig, a lavender tutu, and diaphanous angel wings, putting change into meters about to run out.

Main Entry: di?aph?a?nous
Pronunciation: dI-'a-f&-n&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Medieval Latin diaphanus, from Greek diaphanEs, from diaphainein to show through, from dia- + phainein to show -- more at FANCY
1 : characterized by such fineness of texture as to permit seeing through
2 : characterized by extreme delicacy of form : ETHEREAL <painted diaphanous landscapes>
3 : INSUBSTANTIAL, VAGUE <had only a diaphanous hope of success>
- di?aph?a?nous?ly adverb
- di?aph?a?nous?ness noun


Story II :

In Ann Arbor, Mich., a man dressed as Superman jumped out from behind some bushes and into an idling car, grabbed the man's cell phone and stomped on it.

Have a nice day.

[tiddles]

A Miami man known as the city's parking meter fairy has been seen roller-skating around the trendy Coconut Grove area and wearing a pink curly wig, a lavender tutu, and diaphanous angel wings, putting change into meters about to run out.



so thats where sheppie has been....

[Neo]

so thats where sheppie has been....

tiddles you :ROFLMAO:

[Garrick]

asdf - you need a moment of zen, now :wink:

[asdf_admin]

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rgr.

[tien]

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I saw that guy on the tele once a cop was fucking with him. I just hope he knows where that lil tutu will get him in jail, even still more power to him people have helped me before its funny, I was parking at school once, and there was a meter I was about to put change in , and the owner of a storefront comes out and helps me jam the meter, while we took turns lookin out.

[Garrick]

^^ very nice moment. thoroughly enjoyed both the headlines and my moment.

[fumanchu182]

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If you ever visit a little town called bayonne, south of JC, you will see a guy who has 9 dogs, never walks more than one at a time and he goes around pretending to the police...

maybe the meter fairy and the fake cop should go on a date

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Two men were arrested after a fight broke out over a public toilet. Andres A. Diaz, 52, was using the bathroom at a Burger King while Joseph Manuel Augusto, 37, waited for his turn Friday night. The two got into an argument when Diaz emerged after what Augusto thought was too much time, police said.

Heated words escalated into a physical fight.

The two men allegedly bumped chests, then chased each other around the restaurant with their weapons -- Augusto was armed with a small razor pocket knife and Diaz brandished a Burger King straw dispenser, police said. No one was injured.

[tiddles]

beanz is causing trouble...
Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths
Woman Said Substance Tasted Like Semen

POSTED: 11:11 am EDT July 26, 2004
CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius.

Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery.

Six former patients -- including a 14-year-old -- say he tricked them into swallowing his semen. A seventh claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and "began to gyrate against her lower body in a sexual manner."

The dental board suspended Hall's license Nov. 5, after police began investigating allegations by two former employees. In February, it conditionally restored his license, barring him from being alone with female patients.

Hall's lawyers say the dentist has been falsely accused by disgruntled former employees. He was collecting his semen because he was taking Propecia, a drug to promote hair growth, and was concerned about potential side effects that include low sperm count and diminished semen, his lawyer, Emerson Thompson, said.

The dental board heard testimony Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The hearing is to continue next weekend.

The five-member panel will decide whether Hall can keep his license. The case is still being investigated by authorities in Charlotte, Cornelius and Mecklenburg County.

Hall's former assistant Cheryl Lynn MacLeod testified Saturday that she found it odd that Hall began asking her to leave a patient's side to retrieve items that he never used.

She also became suspicious when she overheard him tell patients to "swallow" something, and when she saw him take a syringe out of his lab coat pocket while working beside a patient.

In May 2003, she and former office administrator Susie Hillman took the five syringes from office waste containers and Hall's lab coat pockets and gave them to police.

Hall's lawyer, Thompson, suggested the substance Hall asked patients to swallow could have been a dental product.

But in a sworn deposition read aloud Saturday, Hall's former dental assistant Rhonda Hamilton described several dental products used in Hall's office and none matched the patients' descriptions of what was put in their mouths.

When Cornelius police searched Hall's office Nov. 5, they confiscated five more syringes with Hall's semen from his desk, according to the board and hearing testimony.

Five of the six patients testified Friday. The first, a 40-year-old woman, said she objected when Hall began to put a substance from a syringe into her mouth during a procedure on Sept. 4, telling him: "That smells like sperm."

She said Hall drew back and said, "You're crazy." She said she couldn't taste the substance because her mouth was numb.

Another witness, a 33-year-old woman, said Hall asked his assistant to retrieve something from another room during her appointment in May 2003. While the assistant was gone, she said Hall told her to lie back, open her mouth and swallow.

"When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen. ... He told me it was cleaning solution." She said she drove directly to her husband's office nearby and told him what happened, but he and a colleague dismissed the idea. She said she tried to convince herself she was wrong, and contacted police only after hearing about the investigation on the news.

[asdf_admin]

o man. terrible. wtf is wrong with people ... ?

[peloquin]

OSLO (Reuters) - Angry hotel workers in Norway want to ban pay-TV pornography to stop naked porn-watching guests calling room service to lure female staff to their rooms.



A typical trick by guests, mostly businessmen, is to call the front desk for extras, such as fresh towels, to get female company, said the Norwegian Hotel and Restaurant Workers' Union, reporting a rising number of complaints.


"Most room service personnel work alone. It can be very unpleasant to get called to a room to be met by a naked man," union leader Eli Ljunggren told Reuters. She said the complaints ranged from sleazy remarks to physical assaults.


"Pornography does not belong in hotel rooms. Pay-TV should be limited to entertainment," she said. Most Norwegian hotels, like many hotels around the world, have easy access to pornography channels in hotel rooms for a fee.

[palmer]

nice c pelo

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Good Day.

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[Garrick]

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