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COLTS Fan TURNCOAT!!! Rants and Raves
I am about to turn 30 years old here in a couple of weeks. My birthday always falls really close to the super bowl which I always thought was cool when I was growing up! Since my 8th Birthday when the Colts moved from Baltimore to my home town of Indianapolis I have had the wish of seeing the Colts win the Super bowl! After about 10 years of disappointment I changed my birthday wish to just seeing them win the AFC Championship game! Even if they didn't score any points in the Super Bowl I would be happy! Now after 22 years, what I wish is for the Colts to actually beat teams that they should beat in the playoffs!
Peyton Manning is a hell of a quarterback until he gets to the playoffs. I have never wanted to admit that ever. And here is another one that will make all you Pats fans want to get a print out of this and hang it up on your fridge. I am now a firm believer that Tom Brady is a better quarterback then Manning! No matter that the Pats lost this week to the Broncos. The Broncos are a tougher team then they have been in the last couple of years! Brady pulls it out and doesn't make up EXCUSES at the end of the game! That is why he has 3 rings and the colts are still waiting on a AFC Championship!
Peyton if you are having problems with the protection maybe you should adapt and not have your linemen in their stances for 25 seconds while you audible the crap out of the play! I can only image what it is like for a 300 pound man to have to hold him self up with his legs while you are back there yelling like an idiot! Especially in yesterdays game! You know the Steelers are not going to be talked out of a blitz! Stop trying! Do you know why Glenn is always jumping early off the line??? Because he is fat and weights about 200 pounds more then you! He is also understanding that he is going to have to keep another fat man from getting past him. Tough job when your legs are burning from last nights all you can eat Sizzler buffet! Also learn how to move about the pocket. Good lord duck and more every once and a while!
I should stop now because in the bigger picture of life this doesn't really mean that much to me! I will just go about my life the usual Colts fan way... I will not watch the rest of the playoffs but still keep up on the scores. I will only watch the Super bowl for the commercials and I will have to listen to all of my friends talk about how great we will be next year as we suck down a sympathy keg of Coors!
Indianapolis will always be the bridesmaid but not the bride!
And speaking of Coors, Go Broncos and I am out!
Peyton Manning is a hell of a quarterback until he gets to the playoffs. I have never wanted to admit that ever. And here is another one that will make all you Pats fans want to get a print out of this and hang it up on your fridge. I am now a firm believer that Tom Brady is a better quarterback then Manning! No matter that the Pats lost this week to the Broncos. The Broncos are a tougher team then they have been in the last couple of years! Brady pulls it out and doesn't make up EXCUSES at the end of the game! That is why he has 3 rings and the colts are still waiting on a AFC Championship!
Peyton if you are having problems with the protection maybe you should adapt and not have your linemen in their stances for 25 seconds while you audible the crap out of the play! I can only image what it is like for a 300 pound man to have to hold him self up with his legs while you are back there yelling like an idiot! Especially in yesterdays game! You know the Steelers are not going to be talked out of a blitz! Stop trying! Do you know why Glenn is always jumping early off the line??? Because he is fat and weights about 200 pounds more then you! He is also understanding that he is going to have to keep another fat man from getting past him. Tough job when your legs are burning from last nights all you can eat Sizzler buffet! Also learn how to move about the pocket. Good lord duck and more every once and a while!
I should stop now because in the bigger picture of life this doesn't really mean that much to me! I will just go about my life the usual Colts fan way... I will not watch the rest of the playoffs but still keep up on the scores. I will only watch the Super bowl for the commercials and I will have to listen to all of my friends talk about how great we will be next year as we suck down a sympathy keg of Coors!
Indianapolis will always be the bridesmaid but not the bride!
And speaking of Coors, Go Broncos and I am out!
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