Happy Voting Canada!!!

[BarneyIllfingas]

Election Wishes

Martin, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Harper and says, chuckling,

"You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."

Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw all 3 of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."

Happy Voting!!!!!!

P.S. No blue today please.

[day_for_night]

Re: Happy Voting Canada!!!

voted conservative (yes i'm from alberta).

time for gov't to be run by people who dont steal our money (the liberals) or want to start a welfare state (the ndp).

[Jenks]

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nice work Jeff.

[runningman]

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thank God the Conservatives won..

[thesightless]

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from what our wonderful US media tells us, the liberal party were a bunch of satanist, for-hire, polygomous, murdering, ethnic cleansing people. so i guess its good.

any opinions from our canadian friends??

[runningman]

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ya the liberals turned our military into a joke and legalized gay marriage.. the country is a mess..

[thesightless]

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i guess they became the stereotypical bad version of the word liberal in that they catered to every little interest group while shitting on the majority, and things like that? not to mention the bribes and orruption as previously mentioned???

[MetroSoul]

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Actually I don't think the Paul Martin liberals were that corrupt. He called an inquiry as soon as it was possible, and him and his staff were all found to have done nothing wrong. Martin was actually a really good PM, and the only reason parliament dissolved was Harper would hold it up for days with mindless partisan arguing. Should be interesting to see how this works out now...

[Yao]

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lol@sightless

Too bad really. If liberals would lose a little of their overutopic attitude, they could do some good I believe. Now all it did was get them removed from power. Same will happen here I'm afraid.

[oohyaa]

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Hopefully this isn't the case, and it seems that Harper has a good attitude so far. His acceptance speech was good in that he acknowledged the other parties being present (minority govt) and he looked forward to working with them. I generally don't like some of the views of the conservative party, but I'm willing to put my faith in them untill they do something dishonest or fail to do the best they can for the country.

[runningman]

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he had to kiss their ass because they (Conservatives) are a minority government.. he is really gunning for the NDP's to back him on certain situations..

[thesightless]

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as shown over the last 18 years. government doesnt work. from your town to the UN. it basically has failed everyone everytime. from potholes to welfare to international relations. thats why i want to take it back to where your town was your town and the old fucks ran things simply because they were around longer. that and, no welfare system, which i think is the bane of humanity. it counteracts evolution in every way,

[Yao]

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There are some that dare to contest that view Sightless. A lot of people in a socialist system think that your system is pretty inhuman. It all boils down to what your priorities are: money or people.