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Originally posted by jeffrey collins
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www.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dl -
Re: omg - I need help....
Not a bad time at all, we were having an afterparty at my apartment (the night/morning before I quit my job of 8 years, or at least the day that I just stopped going there, office space style) and the subject of .com domain names and what names were possibly still free came up. We decided to check on jumpdomain.com to see what names we could come up with that were available. Leading us to register illcutyourface.com, illcutyoubitch.com, yourfamilyhatesyou.com, and fancyvagina.comOriginally posted by Kamal
(incidentally, your family must hate you is what I would think to myself every time I dealt with one of the countless assholes who treated people like shit not matter what from the moment they walked in the door at my former job mentioned above, allowing me to smile and remain calm and laugh on the inside about how the person in front of me has no idea they are behaving like an asshole, which is the first rule of being an asshole, the second rule of which is that your family hates you unless they too are assholes but then they most likely talk a lot of shit about you behind your back)
I like my current job about a bajillion times more than that one.
Thats the same way I feel about people I beat senselessly at random in public, I have no idea who they are, but I know I did it.Originally posted by jeffrey collins
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You beat someone every day prolly...
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yourfamilyhatesyou.com
That's nice. Gotta be my favorite of your list."They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security." -Benjamin FranklinComment
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Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.
There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -HemingwayComment
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^real site. hilarious tooComment
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I love your quote!!!! And the other remaining Sasha cracked-heads at this afterparty agree!Originally posted by neoee
Believe it or not kids, Mikey was spinning SANS ableton all day, maybe I'll have some pussy tomorrow just to really keep them guessing (and to induce vomiting too)Comment
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