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A three legged dog walks into a bar....
Pulls up a stool up and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"
Sorry slow day here at work...
Sorry slow day here at work...
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just live every other day Jeff ??
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he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dl -
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your life is an occasion, rise to it.
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Just about except this time my bosses are out till Monday!Originally posted by Kamaljust live every other day Jeff ??
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ip ban imoComment
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^^^ HA HA --- don't do it!!!Comment
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A woman takes a very limp duck to a vets surgery..She lays the bird on the table and asks the vet to please check her duck for her to see if theres anything that can be done.
"Please" say's the woman. "Check my duck" The vet pulls out his stethoscope and listens for a moment or two. He then turns to the woman and say's "Im sorry, your pet has passed away"
"Are you sure?" wails the distressed owner. "You havent really done anything" she continues. "Cant you test him to see if he's just dazed, or in a coma?"
The vet roll's his eyes, turns and leaves the room. He returns a few moments later with a black labrador. The women is amazed as she watches the dog, stand on its back legs, and sniff up and down the duck lying on the table. He then looks at the vet with sad eyes and shakes hs head.
The vet pats the dog and takes it back out, and returns a minute later with a cat. The cat jumps on the table, walks around the duck, also giving it a sniff from head to foot. It to then looks at the vet and with a small sad meow, shakes it head. The cat then jumps down and strolls out the room.
The vet looks at the woman and says "Im sorry, but as i said, this duck is a 100% certifiably dead duck" He then turns to his computer terminal, hits a few keys and produces a bill, which he hands to the woman.
The ducks owner still in shock takes the bill... "£450" she cries. "£450 to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugs.. "Well if you had taken my word for it, it would have been £30" But with the lab report and the cat scan-it all adds up"....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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> >Three Irish and three English men are traveling by
> train to a conference.
> >Atthe station, the three English men each buy
> tickets and watch as the
> >three
> >Irish buy only a single ticket.
> >"How are three people going to travel on only one
> ticket?" asks an
> >Englishman.
> >"Watch and you'll see," answers an Irish. They all>
> board the train.
> >The English men take their respective seats, but
> all Irish cram into a
> >Toilet and close the door behind them.
> >
> >Shortly after the train departed, the conductor
> comes around collecting
> >tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
> "Ticket, please."
> >The door opens just a crack and a single arm
> emerges with a ticket
> >in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
> English men saw this and
> >agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the
> conference, they decide to
> >copy the Irish on the return trip andsave some
> money.
> >
> >When they get to the station, they buy a single
> ticket for the return trip.
> >To their astonishment, the Irish men do not buy a
> ticket at all.
> >"How are you going to travel without a ticket?",
> says one perplexed
> >Englishman .
> >"Watch and you will see", answers an Irish
> man.>When they board the train,
> >the three Engilsh men cram into a Toilet and the
> three Irish cram into
> >another one nearby.
> >The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the
> Irish leaves his Toilet
> >and walks over to the Toilet where the English men
> are hiding.
> >He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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you know just because someone shot his paw doesn't mean his leg fell off. he must not have gotten it check out immediately, it probably turned gangrene and the doctor had to amputate the leg. just goes to show you that neosporin helps.Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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hi garrick
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^ do you agree or not? a trip to the doctor could have saved that fucking dog's leg.Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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I completely agree. <3 He obviously didn't get proper care/treatment from his owner.Originally posted by GarrickComment
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Do you ever find that when you`re having a good hair day....
You`re not going out anywhere !Comment
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And what's the deal with airline food?Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.Comment
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