usb this, usb that.

[asdf_admin]

http://gadgets.fosfor.se/the-top-10-...-devices-ever/

I have the number one.

[daveman]

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i want that self destruct button. it would match my "fuck off" keyboard key nicely.

[asdf_admin]

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also. the USB Air darts. you can control it with your mouse, and fire it with mouse buttons. i would kill people at work.

[peloquin]

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haha!

[daveman]

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^^^ when i see this "eye massager" does not come to mind.

[Corven]

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the eye massager looked like something that could poke your eyes blind

[Lrn]

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i want a usb paninni machine

[picklemonkey]

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i want the usb vibrator

[FM]

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don't get much eh...

[Danil.]

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1. The USB vibrator looool

[vegetaonmeth]

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^^^ when i see this "eye massager" does not come to mind.

it's The Shocker

[Balanc3]

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i want the usb vibrator

This isn?t just a USB vibrator. This one includes 5 interchangable latex probes (wow!), has 10 unique preset pulse/vibrate rhythms (yihah!), and features a self adjustable finger ring vibrating bullet (amazing!). Here?s our winner ladies and gentlemen - the Super 10 function USB powered vibrator. Crazy shit.

It's time to hit self-destruct!

[jarble187]

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i want the usb vibrator

Watch what you ask for....

USB Powered Multi-Function Vibrator This is a lovely little vibrator especially for someone who always has a laptop close at hand anyway (actually, with the long cords, the computer doesn't even have to be all that close to your play space). Or for someone who likes to masturbate while at the computer, perhaps while reading dirty stories online...

What you have here is a 56" USB cable that plugs into a vibration controller, which in turn plugs into one of two vibrator motors (each of which has a 30" cord). One is a mini bullet vibe, and the other is a little cylinder with bumps on the top (it's like a stubby, slender Pocket Rocket but with an adjustable loop so you can slip it over your finger to hold on to it). Connect the various parts together and plug it into the USB port of your laptop or desktop computer and you've got vibrating power (your computer does have to be turned on to use this, but it's not necessary to have the laptop open). This particular model has a vibration controller that features 10 different vibration modes: Low, Medium, and High Vibration, Pulsate, Surge, Intra-Surge, Intermittent, Escalate-Step, Rollercoaster, and Gradient Burst. You move through the various modes by pushing the Up and Down buttons on the vibration controller. (There's also a Two-Speed model with different attachments if you don't care for multi-mode vibrations.) Our only complaint is one that we commonly have about multi-function vibes: it would be really convenient if there was an on-off button to just cut out the power when you need to turn it off instead of having to rotate through the modes until you get to off. By the way, the mini bullet vibe attachment will fit into any toy that uses a micro-mini style vibrator, so if you want to expand the utility of those toys (and eliminate the need to buy batteries for it), this is a lovely add-on. (Note: This is NOT a standard bullet-style vibrator size, if you're looking for a regular bullet size see the USB Powered Multi-Mode BULLET Vibrator below.)