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Wheres E? He never posts on here anymore.
Wheres E? He never posts on here anymore.
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....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....
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Pataky's Grandmom Banged Two Of Those Construction Workers Who Ate Lunch On That Skyscraper Day!
"They were big celebrities at the time," she told him. "Everyone was giving them a piece."
Pataky had decided to decorate her hospital room with some posters from the gift shop. When he put up the poster of those construction workers eating lunch on a steel girder high atop New York City, his Grandmom said, "Second from the left. Also, the one without any shirt."
Then she thought for a second and said, "Well, I'm certain about the second from the left. But the shirtless one was the one everyone was after. So I can't remember whether I actually had him or just wanted some."
Pataky asked very delicately if she's saying what he thought she was saying.
"Of course. I thought you knew and you brought that poster just to let me reminisce."
He asked how they were.
"The second from the left was very gentle," she said. "The shirtless one, as I said I'm not sure if I'm just remembering a fantasy I used to have. But I remember my feet never once touching the floor with him. He'd just lift me up and bounce me on his pelvis."
She told him that they were able to get all the girls not just because they weren't scared of heights, but the photo was proof that they had jobs, which was very attractive in the 30's. Then she fell asleep.
Before she woke up, Pataky replaced the photo of the construction workers eating lunch with the photo of the soldiers raising the flag on Iwo Jima. When she later woke up and saw the little guy crouching in the front, she shouted, "Oh Georgie, back for more!"
Pataky left the room with a newfound understanding for why he kept sleeping with whoever is named Employee of the Month at the Walmart where he worked. Starfucking is in his blood. Ever since, he has been traveling to each Walmart across the globe to find the Employees of the Month.
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You're right....Ive found him in this thread....Originally posted by supaz
Push the envelope, watch it bend.
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Pataky Pal is serving his 1 year of military. His parents and family send greetings from the last time I spoke to them.
They state this site changed him forever. He was really going the wrong direction, and because of this site he changed his outlook on this life. His English also picked up and they thank us.dead, yet alive.Comment
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Originally posted by asdf_admin
fuck off
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would've been rock solid if they'd thank us for the linksComment
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someone asked, i replied.
"based on a true story" do you have those in GB?dead, yet alive.Comment
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Dom, you baffle me sirOriginally posted by asdf_admin 
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no really, he is doing well. He is in tank school right now.dead, yet alive.Comment
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Originally posted by asdf_admin
If you know him, how do you converse with him? do you know his language? what's tank school?Comment
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haha. it is a long story, but he is a good friend.
tank school is where you learn how to drive, shoot, load, a tank.
which reminds me. does anyone remember that tank thing that happened in ... http://www.nbcsandiego.com/video/4501023/detail.html ?dead, yet alive.Comment
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not sure if you are serious Dom but i like that dude a lot, miss him around here
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I am sure he would drop a line if he could. He has a great character, and a very good heart. Really innocent, something that would melt a girl's heart. I miss him as well.dead, yet alive.Comment
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tanks the link?Originally posted by asdf_adminonce upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time
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