dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

**jeffrey collins** · February 7, 2006, 01:49:24 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

Originally posted by Jibgolly

i was gonna touch on that subject too DQ...
if clothing designers made clothes that gave us nut cleavage you know you'd be staring right at them.
which i could care less. i have nuts and you know it. just like you have tits and i know it.
the door should swing both ways.

Jib is absolutely right. And one of Dave Atells buddies on that Insomniac tour did a great routine about that, he said it began one night when he saw a pretty lady with large breasts and an opened shirt with glitter all over her breasts. And she then wonders why men only stare at her chest.

**ddr** · February 7, 2006, 01:52:26 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

Originally posted by DancingQueen

nut cleavage...LOL!

Now I am not denying I wouldn't check it out, I would at least return to making eye contact with you during the remainder of the conversation though.....I would be too embarrassed to just stand there and stare while you talked

lol you would check it out? ><
the penis is like the most discusting thing in the world... i dunno how you girls let such a oogly thing in your mouth (those of you who do that kind of thing), although im not complaining, its just nasty....

**DancingQueen** · February 7, 2006, 01:53:35 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

Originally posted by ddr

completely agree with you.

if i was talking to a friend, i wouldnt stare, thats disrespectful and kind of creepy if you do it right in front of her....

exactly...if it is a friend you wouldn't do that....you would show some respect.....now Jeffrey in your situation it's different....she is in a bar, where Im sorry you dress like that on purpose to get guys attention.....you aren't there to have normal conversations for the most part

**Jibgolly** · February 7, 2006, 01:53:45 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

proof is in the text. ddr is flaming gay!

**DancingQueen** · February 7, 2006, 01:54:31 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

Originally posted by ddr

lol you would check it out? ><
the penis is like the most discusting thing in the world... i dunno how you girls let such a oogly thing in your mouth (those of you who do that kind of thing), although im not complaining, its just nasty....

LOL!!

And on that note, I will call it a night....catch you all tomorrow

**Jibgolly** · February 7, 2006, 01:55:10 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

weak.

**DancingQueen** · February 7, 2006, 01:59:24 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

not weak...it is 1am here and I have to be up at 6 :s

Im not done with this thread...don't you worry!

**Jibgolly** · February 7, 2006, 02:00:24 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

its 1 am here too. and i dont have to be up til 2pm tomorrow. so.. weak imo

**ddr** · February 7, 2006, 02:03:18 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

Originally posted by DancingQueen

not weak...it is 1am here and I have to be up at 6 :s

Im not done with this thread...don't you worry!

better come back tomorrow with a 5x5 essay missy!

**Jibgolly** · February 7, 2006, 02:03:43 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

.... and a picture of cleavage

**SyntaxTerror** · February 7, 2006, 04:55:50 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

Originally posted by DancingQueen

nut cleavage...LOL!

Now I am not denying I wouldn't check it out, I would at least return to making eye contact with you during the remainder of the conversation though.....I would be too embarrassed to just stand there and stare while you talked

Yes but on top of this, if our nuts were a lot closer to our face then you girls would spend more time glancing at our nuts during conversation, just like we do with your boobies.

Hahaha I just gave myself this mad image of how funny it would be to have nuts closer to our faces. Like maybe just below your chin to make you look like a turkey. It would wobble when we talk and I could stroke it when I'm deep in thought.

**Jibgolly** · February 7, 2006, 04:57:18 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

gross.

**muggeh** · February 7, 2006, 06:40:55 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

I remember a family guy joke that's quite fitting:

Why do women have breasts ?

So you have something to look at while you're talking to them.

**Mr.Big** · February 7, 2006, 08:17:40 AM

Re: dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

this is a funny topic.. Like DQ said i agree with having a peek and returning to look at a girls face cause if ur chatting a bird up and she sees u constantly stairing at her tits she won't be impressed.

The only thing i find really hard is if im talking to a girl and she is slim and has massive jugs wearing a really lowcut top.. oooohh the humanity

**DancingQueen** · February 7, 2006, 09:44:23 AM

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lol I don't think I will ever win this argument in here with all the testosterone...

again I am not saying it is wrong to look.....its human nature and it's expected....but like Mr.Big said....if you want a chance with the girl, staring at her cleavage the entire time you talk isn't going to win her over

dont wear that shirt if you dont want me looking at your boobies

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