Warning: Picklemonkey is really a Care Bear

**miketpoto** · February 16, 2006, 05:12:08 AM

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I hit a black lab sitting in the middle of a dark road one night and didnt even have time to brake until after I hit it... which was for half a second whereupon I gunned it half a mile further to the police station and crying my eyes out and shuddering reported it... awful... fucking awful...

**Huggie Smiles** · February 16, 2006, 10:35:29 AM

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Originally posted by palmer

or this one:

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?video...FatCoffeeTable

hahahahaha

**rhipkin** · February 16, 2006, 10:46:10 AM

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Nasty!! Wonder how the guy/gal who ran over him is feeling??

**Kamal** · February 16, 2006, 10:48:27 AM

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^^ roadkill

**rhipkin** · February 16, 2006, 10:52:09 AM

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Originally posted by neoee

You get over it after the second one.

/tasteless joke

Hee hee....

I hit a pedestrian once, lifted her right out her shoes. She rolled up my bonnet, cracked the windscreen, rolled off landed on the road - got up, picked up her shoes - ran to the side of the road and then collapsed.....

Wasn't funny at the time but she was ok, very bruised but ok....

**DJJEFFJONES** · February 16, 2006, 06:43:22 PM

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A bunch of us rented a party bus to go to a concert @ Deer Creek and we had a keg on the bus. We were all getting trashed and were stuck in traffic on a 2 lane highway. So my buddy and I get off the bus to take a piss. Instead of just pissing next to the bus he wanted to go across the street. We both proceeded to cross but he forgot to look both ways and got clipped by a Hyundai going about 50 MPH. It was the craziest thing I had ever seen! He was in the air for what seemed like forever. They had to delay the concert to life line him out of there and they shut down the Highway. It was f*cked up! He shattered both legs and one arm. Tore his face all up from hitting the windshield with his face!!! If you saw him today you would have no clue he was ever in that accident. Absolutely amazing.. People were running up to the scene and having huge prayer circles and everything it was wild!

If it would have been an SUV or something he would have been a goner!

**Jibgolly** · February 16, 2006, 06:54:40 PM

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damn jeff. glad your friend survived. all that for a comfortable piss?

**DJJEFFJONES** · February 16, 2006, 07:07:41 PM

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Yea it was messed. His 2 younger brothers were on the bus and they thought he was dead. People were crying. Nuts!

**shosh** · February 27, 2006, 01:39:04 PM

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another nasty one

**Kobe** · February 27, 2006, 02:06:19 PM

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Originally posted by DJJEFFJONES

A bunch of us rented a party bus to go to a concert @ Deer Creek and we had a keg on the bus. We were all getting trashed and were stuck in traffic on a 2 lane highway. So my buddy and I get off the bus to take a piss. Instead of just pissing next to the bus he wanted to go across the street. We both proceeded to cross but he forgot to look both ways and got clipped by a Hyundai going about 50 MPH. It was the craziest thing I had ever seen! He was in the air for what seemed like forever. They had to delay the concert to life line him out of there and they shut down the Highway. It was f*cked up! He shattered both legs and one arm. Tore his face all up from hitting the windshield with his face!!! If you saw him today you would have no clue he was ever in that accident. Absolutely amazing.. People were running up to the scene and having huge prayer circles and everything it was wild!

If it would have been an SUV or something he would have been a goner!

wow dude, that's crazy, glad to hear herecovered

One morning while living in NYC I was running out the door late as hell for work. I was 99% set to just bolt straight out between cars and across the street since it was usually a pretty quiet street. For some unkonwn reason I stopped on a dime at the very last possible moment and not a nano-second later a taxi came blasting past at around 40mph.

I would have been plastered had I not stopped. Better to show up late than not at all

**DJJEFFJONES** · February 27, 2006, 07:45:15 PM

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Originally posted by shosh

another nasty one

I think his head got squished

**neoee** · February 28, 2006, 05:11:20 AM

Re: Warning: Picklemonkey is really a Care Bear

Originally posted by shosh

another nasty one

That guy was haulin ass. Crazy.

**geoffgulley** · February 28, 2006, 09:30:05 AM

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^^if memory serves that dude lived...

**DJJEFFJONES** · March 13, 2006, 09:51:46 AM

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Here is a new one... Great way to start the week!

Not for the weak to watch! Race car hitting guy running down pit road...

Just a moment...

http://files.filefront.com/ShouldaLookedBehindYoumpeg/;4875423;;/fileinfo.html

Warning: Picklemonkey is really a Care Bear

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