One last fling...

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  • BureOne
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 3285

    One last fling...

    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
    we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me.

    It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    miniskirts, and generally was braless.

    She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
    more than a pleasant view.

    She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations.

    She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
    Feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, "I'm
    Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
    just come up and get me."

    I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
    The front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
    clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
    "We Are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we
    couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
    family."

    And the moral of this story is:











    Always keep your condoms in your car.

  • Kamal
    Administrator
    • May 2002
    • 28835

    #2
    Re: One last fling...

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    • peloquin
      Till I Come!
      • Jun 2004
      • 8643

      #3
      Re: One last fling...

      that was pretty good

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      • Troklo
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 2012

        #4
        Re: One last fling...

        If only my g/f had hot sisters.....
        Quiero brincar al agua para caer al cielo

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        • DJJEFFJONES
          Platinum Poster
          • Nov 2005
          • 2110

          #5
          Re: One last fling...

          Very nice! I thought this was going to be one of those "Dear Penthouse" stories.
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          • Lrn
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jan 2005
            • 3233

            #6
            Re: One last fling...

            fucking great

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            • hulkhuss
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 3699

              #7
              Re: One last fling...

              then how come the dog was walking funny????








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              • geoffgulley
                Platinum Poster
                • Apr 2005
                • 2002

                #8
                Re: One last fling...

                ....brilliant, in a weird and awful way.
                "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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                • Lrn
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 3233

                  #9
                  Re: One last fling...

                  i heard this one the othere day and did not find it very offensive, what about you?

                  whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?...



                  it takes only one nail to hang a picture of jesus

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                  • picklemonkey
                    Double hoodie beer monster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 15373

                    #10
                    Re: One last fling...

                    love it.

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                    • ddr
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 7006

                      #11
                      Re: One last fling...

                      nice little story ya got there. i liked it=o
                      "pics or stfu" - R.I.P. Steve "Jibgolly" James

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                      • DancingQueen
                        AVB FanClub | President
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 4061

                        #12
                        Re: One last fling...

                        lol!
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                        RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                        RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                        Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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