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" Darkness Imprisioning Me
All That I See
Absolute Horror
I Cannot Live
I Cannot Die
Trapped In Myself
Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
The best Chuck Norris scene is when he fights Bruce Lee at the Roman Coliseum in "Return of the Dragon." Bruce tears a handfull of Chuck's chest hair out.
Awesome.Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
I have long since boycotted Haley Joel Osment.
Fuck that kid.Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Range
i started reading that thinking it was gonna be a true sentence...Originally posted by supaz
hahahaComment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
They wanted to chisle Chuck Norris's face on Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard..Fly? Yes. Land? No!Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
^^just when i think i've heard them all... problem is there is no chin behind chuck norris' beard, there's only another fist."only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
lmao. why havent i read these chuck norris posts before. keep em comin!Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
^^If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death."only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
Chuck was born feet first so he could round house kick the doctor, because no one delivers chuck norris but chuck norris.Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
Every 3rd weekend in March, Chuck Norris takes a little vacation at the center of the Sun. He walks there.Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Range
Chuck Norris doesn't masturbate because the heat caused by the friction would boil the water in the oceans.Comment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Ranger!
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football historyComment
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Re: Chuck Norris telling it to the Kid Straight. Classic clip from Walker Texas Range
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.Comment
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