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You know you've been hanging around DJ's, Nightclubs, and Record Stores for too long when...
? You can tell the difference between house, tech-house, regressive house, acid house, underground house, deep house, classic house, disco house, garage house, minimal house, experimental house, or hard house, but you can't tell the difference between your house or your neighbors after you had 20 too many shots while out partying that night
? You've been a DJ for 5 years but when you give a friend a mixtape u still use the disclaimer: "This is just a ruff tape"
? Your telephone answering-machine message consists of at least one new house track every other day
? Your doctor tells you, it's a Technics elbow, not tennis elbow
? In a restaurant, you are offered the daily special and you ask the waiter if that's "the only platter that matters?"
? You are 27 years old and your mom is still telling you to turn it down; she is trying to sleep
? Your idea of a live band is two DJ's tag teaming
? You're more impressed by your friend's ability to score promos than to score women
? You assume that you're automatically on the guestlist
? You know which one is Kruder and which one is Dorfmeister.
? Your new currency is measured in number of records e.g. "I could buy this futon, or 1 could buy 10 Imports"
? You want to be reincarnated as 185 gram virgin vinyl
? You Start finding drinks from the night before in your car's cup holder - and you finish them
? You Start sharing needles
? You look for the pitch control on your girlfriend when she's walking too slowly
? You hand the guy in the video shop eight films and expect him to play you little bits of each until you find the ones you like
? Your idea of a breakfast drink is a vodka-red bull
? Your own parents only know you by your DJ moniker
? You can tell the difference between house, tech-house, regressive house, acid house, underground house, deep house, classic house, disco house, garage house, minimal house, experimental house, or hard house, but you can't tell the difference between your house or your neighbors after you had 20 too many shots while out partying that night
? You've been a DJ for 5 years but when you give a friend a mixtape u still use the disclaimer: "This is just a ruff tape"
? Your telephone answering-machine message consists of at least one new house track every other day
? Your doctor tells you, it's a Technics elbow, not tennis elbow
? In a restaurant, you are offered the daily special and you ask the waiter if that's "the only platter that matters?"
? You are 27 years old and your mom is still telling you to turn it down; she is trying to sleep
? Your idea of a live band is two DJ's tag teaming
? You're more impressed by your friend's ability to score promos than to score women
? You assume that you're automatically on the guestlist
? You know which one is Kruder and which one is Dorfmeister.
? Your new currency is measured in number of records e.g. "I could buy this futon, or 1 could buy 10 Imports"
? You want to be reincarnated as 185 gram virgin vinyl
? You Start finding drinks from the night before in your car's cup holder - and you finish them
? You Start sharing needles
? You look for the pitch control on your girlfriend when she's walking too slowly
? You hand the guy in the video shop eight films and expect him to play you little bits of each until you find the ones you like
? Your idea of a breakfast drink is a vodka-red bull
? Your own parents only know you by your DJ moniker
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