GUIDO THREAD: LOL'z a poppin'

[thesightless]

on behalf of the normal people of long island.

i would like to offer a whole hearted apology for the recent spat of guido related posts. we know we created this monster, and we had tirelessly worked to quell it. however, with the influx of steriods, it has become harder. we will try to utillize the influence of the yuppie culture of dave matthews, abercrombie, and amercian eagle, but this will take time. we have targeted jewelers who make oversized gold and platinum peices and have put forth a bill banning the sale of scarface in DVD stores. also, a hit has been placed on DJ sckribbles head and david morales has been asked not to return to the tri state area. again, we are taking the neccessary steps to prevent this from expanding, but like AIDS, it will take time.

---sincerely
nassau, suffolk, queens counties and northern new jersey.


(close this now)

[Jibgolly]

Re: the official apology

why close it?
i dont even know what in gods holy name you're blathering about.

[palmer]

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I don't know what you're apologizing for.... guidos are hilarious.

[Jibgolly]

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copy / paste ?

[daveman]

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after effects of three mile island imo.

[peloquin]

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drugs are bad

[miketpoto]

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i dont even know what in gods holy name you're blathering about.

if I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that one I could start charging $4 for a BJ from now on

[Lrn]

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hehe, all because of lee hottie i laugh so hard spotting the guidos at local watering holes, theres not too many here on the west coast but you can find them

[shosh]

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http://njguido.com/ imo

[DJJEFFJONES]

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http://njguido.com/ imo

My fochin brain just ran out of my left ear! I don't even know where to begin!



Sometimes I am glad I live her in the Midwest....

[Kobe]

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http://njguido.com/music.htm

:ROFLMAO:

NEW February 2005 Moo's House NEW NEW NEW <-----Check it out now!
NEW Spring 2005 Mixshow DJ Simone Moussa CD1 NEW NEW NEW
NEW Spring 2005 Mixshow DJ Simone Moussa CD2 NEW NEW NEW

(*didn't mean to direct link, but in this case, who cares!! )

[DJJEFFJONES]

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^^^^^ Great now the rest of my brain has run out of my right ear. I turned off my new Desyn CD to listen to "part 1" and just puked all over my desk!

The sad truth is young youth somewhere are downloading this garbage and they don't even realize that smoking crack is actually better for you...

at least the "DJ section" is blank!!

[Jibgolly]

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The sad truth is young youth somewhere are downloading this garbage and they don't even realize that smoking crack is actually better for you...

LMFAO i busted a button off my shorts on that one.

[Lrn]

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god damn it now i have to download this shit just to hear it

[shosh]

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From Wikepedia:

Guido is a derogatory ethnic slur term for a stereotypical young working-class Italian-American male from the Northeastern United States. The classic guido is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a macho attitude towards women and homosexuals, a prejudice against nonwhites, and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry. The term is likely derived from the Italian proper name Guido, and is used and recognized particularly around New York City, Long Island, New Jersey, Connecticut, Philadelphia, Buffalo, Providence and Boston, due to the large Italian-American populations of these regions.


The term in recent years been used to describe Italian-American young males from the Northeast, especially the New York City suburbs, who are stereotyped as trying to maintain a flashy appearance, by dressing in gold chains, unbuttoned dress shirts, tank tops, puffy North Face jackets, and designer jeans and clothing from labels such as Diesel and Armani Exchange. One of the most common characteristics of a guido is the near-universal "blowout", or "tapeup", hairstyle, consisting of an extreme use of hair products to attain a very spiked appearance. Frequent tanning and/or spray-on tans also add to this appearance.

American popular culture has continuously used the derogatory stereotype "guido" in such films as Goodfellas, Angie, "Risky Business, and My Cousin Vinny, and in television series like HBO's The Sopranos, E!'s The Gastineau Girls, and the best example of modern-day guidoes, A&E's Growing Up Gotti, whose main characters are the role models of many teenage guidoes.