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  • asdf_admin
    i use to be important
    • Jun 2004
    • 12798

    tgif. (now with pics)

    I got my car broken into last night. They took my blockbuster dvd's ... four of them in fact. and some other strange items I have in my car. Like my 16 inch dildo bat, which I swing at people when they piss me off. Do not worry it is only for defense.

    Today, I feel like the curious young boy who went to a gay club for his first time. Strangely enough, woke up in the middle of street with cars honking at him, people telling him to get the fuck out of road, and to pull up his pants.

    Moral. Just because you are a good person, and strive to make a difference. Shit will still exist around you. Perhaps rarely, but you will, step in some God awful dog shit, get in your car and blast the heaters down towards your shoes. To your surprise this will be your first sign that something has gone terribly bad. You chase your nose, and it searches for this horrific scent. A conclusion has arised ... "My God! I stepped in God awful dog shit"

    Most people step in shit. Shit falls on me in dumps. Stay away from the ones the get dumped on. Their life will only follow that path.

    Thank you. I will be here next week ... same place and same time.

    tgif.

    dead, yet alive.
  • 3d_1200
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1127

    #2
    Re: tgif.

    i'm going somewhere to pray....tgif?
    http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...ad.php?t=24706

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    • asdf_admin
      i use to be important
      • Jun 2004
      • 12798

      #3
      Re: tgif.

      fine. i will fucking do it.
      dead, yet alive.

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      • peloquin
        Till I Come!
        • Jun 2004
        • 8643

        #4
        Re: tgif.

        tgif. lame about your car dude
        you should come out and have a drink

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        • Kobe
          I wish I had an interesting User title
          • Jun 2004
          • 2589

          #5
          Re: tgif.

          Elmo!! Noooooooooooooooo! So happy on the outside, what troubles luked inside? We shall never know....

          TGIF, sorry about your car mang. Stepping is shit sucks, but how different is it from stepping in mud? It's all organic material, just wipe it off and carry on.
          Beats are my crack.

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          • asdf_admin
            i use to be important
            • Jun 2004
            • 12798

            #6
            Re: tgif.

            so here we are another friday. tgif.

            you all have a great friday and beautiful weekend.


            jenks.



            my parking garage.



            aka wondering eyes.



            fucking Jib.



            yeah. okay. lots.



            certified dumbass



            nature calls.



            suckers.



            whoosh.



            sexists.



            calm.



            nature's beauty and man's creation.



            future asdf_admin.



            &


            TGIF.
            dead, yet alive.

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            • geoffgulley
              Platinum Poster
              • Apr 2005
              • 2002

              #7
              Re: tgif.

              well that sucks.. sorry to hear about that...... tgif bro.
              "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge





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              • DJJEFFJONES
                Platinum Poster
                • Nov 2005
                • 2110

                #8
                Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                Been there before a couple of years ago... All I could do was laugh at the situation! Hope your weekend is much better!!!

                My Friday started at about 1:30am last night when my last loan of February closed. Burned the midnight oil and popped open a Amstel at 1:31am! My live-in girlfriend is out of town and it is poker night and turntables all weekend long!
                TGIF everyone!
                http://www.idgafclothing.com

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                • peloquin
                  Till I Come!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 8643

                  #9
                  Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                  is it happy hour yet?

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                  • asdf_admin
                    i use to be important
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12798

                    #10
                    Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                    yes. may you all have the best tgif possible.
                    dead, yet alive.

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                    • daveman
                      I love the colors!!!
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 1221

                      #11
                      Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                      sucks about your car dom. mine was attempted to be broken into a few months back and i still worry about parking it anywhere. whaddya gonna do huh? the sad part is that blockbuster will probably give you late fines larger than what the car was worth.
                      once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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                      • asdf_admin
                        i use to be important
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12798

                        #12
                        Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                        the sad part is that blockbuster will probably give you late fines larger than what the car was worth.
                        for the dvds ... for the price probably about 25 dollars a pop. herm. they get a 100 bucks out of me.

                        for the custom dildo bat. it was priceless. that is my true loss.

                        sweet.
                        dead, yet alive.

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                        • phil
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2319

                          #13
                          Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                          Must have been some sex deprived lunatic out in your neck of the woods that knew about the custom dildo bat that broke into your car....
                          Providing Aural Satisfaction

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                          • shan
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1187

                            #14
                            Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                            my motor bike got robbed recently pain in the ass but fuck it let the harm of the year go with it

                            tgif

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                            • Kobe
                              I wish I had an interesting User title
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2589

                              #15
                              Re: tgif. (now with pics)

                              **warrning for depressing story**

                              I have a terrible car break-in story. My dad passed away in 2002, and few days after it happened I had to get out and try to get my mind off things so I went to hang with some friends in the Queens. Turns out some crackhead broke into my car overnight, stole my bazooka sub, mini-disc changer and a bunch of cds, plus it poured rain overnight so it all rained inside my car. Talk about life kicking you when you're down.
                              Beats are my crack.

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