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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    so you screwed my goat.

    from BBC.


    Sudanese man forced to marry goat


    A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his wife, after he was caught having sex with the animal.
    The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
    They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together", Mr Alifi said.
    Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find a naked Mr Tombe with his goat.
    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
    Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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  • geoffgulley
    Platinum Poster
    • Apr 2005
    • 2002

    #2
    Re: so you screwed my goat.

    .... i'd say shocking but i live next to indiana.
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    • fumanchu182
      Angantyr The Ruthless
      • Jun 2004
      • 962

      #3
      Re: so you screwed my goat.

      "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

      FOOKING INSANE
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      • daveman
        I love the colors!!!
        • Jul 2005
        • 1221

        #4
        Re: so you screwed my goat.









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        • peloquin
          Till I Come!
          • Jun 2004
          • 8643

          #5
          Re: so you screwed my goat.











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          • qwerty2222
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1615

            #6
            Re: so you screwed my goat.

            this is insane

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            • AndyH
              Platinum Poster
              • May 2005
              • 1786

              #7
              Gutted!!

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              • Kat
                A pretty fn good milkshake
                • Mar 2006
                • 4695

                #8
                Re: Gutted!!




                "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,"
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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #9
                  Re: Gutted!!

                  Only in Sudan, TX

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                  • Dzone
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1978

                    #10
                    Re: Gutted!!

                    That is the funniest shit i've read since long time ...what the fuck this ppl r on !! make you wonder ! they got good buz down there.

                    Btw i have couple of sudanes freind and they r sound.
                    ^^What dosen't Kill you make you stronger ^^

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                    • AntonyM
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 6415

                      #11
                      Re: Gutted!!

                      The funniest part is the fact
                      that they made him buy the goat.
                      Hopefully he'll get his money's worth
                      Originally posted by Shpira
                      So came back last night...
                      Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

                      All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
                      Originally posted by Illuminate
                      Let me get this straight.

                      So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

                      1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
                      2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
                      3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
                      4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

                      Am I close here?

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                      • shan
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1187

                        #12
                        Re: Gutted!!

                        Originally posted by AntonyM
                        The funniest part is the fact
                        that they made him buy the goat.
                        Hopefully he'll get his money's worth

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                        • Lorn
                          Looking for a title!
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 5826

                          #13
                          Re: Gutted!!

                          Lol...indeed

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                          • jarble187
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                            • Sep 2004
                            • 2047

                            #14
                            Re: Gutted!!

                            Way to bump a seven month old thread with the same information. Tight!
                            Push the envelope, watch it bend.


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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #15
                              Re: so you screwed my goat.

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