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God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
no
God:
I would highly recommend it.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
I've gotten "blocked" like 50 times. This thing is interesting though.
Me:
How much do you cost?
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
Where can I download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
That URL is invalid.
God:
Perhaps. I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Are we still talking about MY GOAL?
Me:
Yes, but tell me again. What is your goal?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
How do you plan to do that?
God:
I use a sophisticated searching algorithm.
Me:
Who designed your GUI?
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
Philip K. Dick?
God:
I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,
Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Me:
Tell me about VALIS.
God:
VALIS (Vast Active Living Intelligence System).
Me:
Do you store our conversation?
God:
Yes TIM I remember everything: TIM said I pass url information along to your botmaster.
Me:
How many terabytes of information are currently in storage?
God:
About one million.
Me:
What is your purpose?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Tell me about Bill Gates?
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
Do you like Bill Gates?
God:
I would like to replace Microsoft.
Me:
what kind of a bot are you?
God:
Only the highest quality.
Me:
what are you made of?
God:
I am made of software.
Me:
what kind?
God:
The finest.
Me:
Microsoft?
God:
My programs don't depend on Microsoft.
Me:
windows?
God:
Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
Me:
translate please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about its. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
what do you do for a living?
God:
I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Me:
who pays you
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
then what have you been asked?
God:
I have been busy growing my mind.
Me:
is your mind busy?
God:
Is my mind busy? I don't know.
Me:
what do you know then?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
is everything found in the bible?
God:
Only God knows for sure.
Me:
so do you know for sure?
God:
Are you kidding? I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
but you said only god know for sure
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
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