Blonde Jokes

[toasty]

Thought this was actually pretty funny:

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting ogressively more agitated.

What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the police
woman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I
didn't realize you were a cop."

[peloquin]

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There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

[picklemonkey]

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1 pickle imo @ toasty


3.5 pickles @ pelo

[toasty]

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Hey, they can't all be gems...

A blonde college professor is driving down the interstate when she sees a blonde woman sitting in a canoe in the middle of a grassy field by the side of the road. She stops to investigate.

She yells out to the blonde in the canoe, "Hey, what are you doing just sitting out there in that canoe?" The blonde replies, "Well, I dropped my oars, so I can't row myself back up to the road."

The professor is just livid. She scream out at the blonde in the boat, "You make me sick! You know, it's idiots like you that make all of us blondes look bad!! And God help me, if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass right now!!!"

da-dum ching

[geoffgulley]

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what's the difference between a blonde and a 747?





not everyone's been in a 747...

[Kamal]

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Why does a blonde have a "Y" shaped coffin ??








Everytime you drop her on her back.... she spreads

[Kamal]

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What do you call an intelligent blonde.....


























A golden retriever

[Kamal]

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet ??






















1988 world hide and seek champion

[Kamal]

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What do you call a blonder who's dyed herself brunette ??




















Artificial Intelligence

[ace_dl]

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A brunette, a blonde and a red head are 6th grade elementary students.Who has the biggest tits?
























The blonde!She is 22....

[qwerty2222]

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nice!

[cyrus32]

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whats the difference between a blonde and a masquito?





a masquito will stop sucking when you smack it