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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11423
    #1

    I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously, I'm sitting in the office and go to the snack machine. Snickers is running a contest and I'm a sucker for Snickers. I put in my $.60, get my Snickers and start eating, not even paying attention to any promotion. A coworker comes over to the desk and asks jokingly 'So, did you win'. To which I responded 'Win what?' thinking it was some office sales contest or something. Then he picked up my Snickers and looked inside. I won a FUCKING car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says it's a Chevy Cobalt. I can't stand American cars, but hell..it's free right???????? Today is the best day of my life!!!!!!!!!
























    Ok, I lied. Have a good day though.
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    • jarble187
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      • Sep 2004
      • 2055
      #2
      Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Fochin Tard!
      Push the envelope, watch it bend.


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        • zen313
          Getting Somewhere
          • Jun 2004
          • 134
          #3
          Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          Fook Tard.

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            • palmer
              Retired or Simply Important
              • Jun 2004
              • 5388
              #4
              Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              Chevy Cobalt and "Best day of my life"



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                • DancingQueen
                  AVB FanClub | President
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 4065
                  #5
                  Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  Good one
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                    • miketpoto
                      Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 4226
                      #6
                      Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                      Can I still sleep with you for a free car that doesn't exist?

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                        • peloquin
                          Till I Come!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8644
                          #7
                          Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          when i worked at the good guys, one day some guys came in and talked to a manager of mine and he had won a sales competition and they gave him a brand spanking new, fully loaded, gold mini cooper. pretty cool. he drives that now, and before he had a fookin pimp acura! wonder what happened to it

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                            • miketpoto
                              Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 4226
                              #8
                              Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              "pimp acura" hmmmmmmm?

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                                • geoffgulley
                                  Platinum Poster
                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 2002
                                  #9
                                  Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                  If this was true I'd tell you I'm sorry.... and take the cash value.
                                  "only dead fish swim with the stream..." Malcolm Muggeridge


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                                    • peloquin
                                      Till I Come!
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 8644
                                      #10
                                      Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      well it was an acura and it was cool... thats all i remember, was a while ago, and i smoke pot

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                                        • anonin
                                          Juvenile Delinquent
                                          • Oct 2005
                                          • 2351
                                          #11
                                          Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          put some phat rims on it, preferably with spinners on some 22's

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                                            • miketpoto
                                              Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 4226
                                              #12
                                              Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                              Originally posted by peloquin
                                              well it was an acura and it was cool... thats all i remember, was a while ago, and i smoke pot

                                              WERK! lol

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                                                • Corven
                                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 4080
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  i was about to say congrats on the car you liar ... you had me feeling happy for you for 5 seconds
                                                  I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                                                    • shosh
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 4673
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                      piece of shit... both you and the car

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                                                        • daveman
                                                          I love the colors!!!
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 1221
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: I just won a car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                          Originally posted by shosh
                                                          piece of shit... both you and the car
                                                          +1
                                                          once upon a time, machines were mice, and men were lions. now that its the opposite, it's twice upon a time

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