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  • tiddles
    Encryption, Jr.
    • Jun 2004
    • 6861

    Beer vs Vagina

    Beer vs. Vagina

    1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
    One point to BEER

    2.Warm beer tastes awful.
    One point to VAGINA

    3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
    One point to BEER

    4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
    between your teeth, you may vomit.
    One point to VAGINA

    5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a
    scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife
    may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point
    to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal
    circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

    6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in
    one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

    7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
    suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
    One point to VAGINA

    8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
    you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

    9. You normally don't find old beer.
    One point to BEER

    10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
    vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA

    11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
    fun. One point to VAGINA

    12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
    One point to VAGINA

    13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One
    point to BEER

    14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
    or a can. One point to BEER

    15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
    settles down. One point to BEER

    16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
    pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

    17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER

    18. Beer doesn't have a mother
    One point to BEER

    19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
    drink it One point to BEER

    FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

    That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

    PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
    discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
  • miketpoto
    Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
    • Jan 2005
    • 4223

    #2
    Re: Beer vs Vagina

    Anyone seen the movie "pretty persuasion"?

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    • mmglobal
      Gold Gabber
      • Sep 2004
      • 536

      #3
      Re: Beer vs Vagina

      Who's gonna start the "Beer vs. Cock" thread now???
      Peace.

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: Beer vs Vagina

        Opinions Poto ??
        www.mjwebhosting.com

        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • sakio pod
          SALAD TOSSER
          • Jun 2004
          • 6034

          #5
          Re: Beer vs Vagina

          ^^^-69 vagina points

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          • miketpoto
            Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
            • Jan 2005
            • 4223

            #6
            Re: Beer vs Vagina

            I dont like beer or puss... so there's really no issue.

            Maybe, why tech house is better than cock?

            But please dont make me choose.

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            • KinKyJ
              Platinum Poser
              • Jun 2004
              • 13438

              #7
              Re: Beer vs Vagina

              Tech house doesn't start itching as a result of poor personal hygiene...

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              • miketpoto
                Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                • Jan 2005
                • 4223

                #8
                Re: Beer vs Vagina

                For the record I have never wanted nor will I want cock of poor hygiene

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                • Kamal
                  Administrator
                  • May 2002
                  • 28835

                  #9
                  Re: Beer vs Vagina

                  now you're discriminating bitch...
                  www.mjwebhosting.com

                  Jib says:
                  he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                  Originally posted by ace_dl
                  Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                  I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                  • miketpoto
                    Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4223

                    #10
                    Re: Beer vs Vagina

                    Wanna take this outside shmutzy?

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                    • Kamal
                      Administrator
                      • May 2002
                      • 28835

                      #11
                      Re: Beer vs Vagina

                      I dont fight with girls ....
                      www.mjwebhosting.com

                      Jib says:
                      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                      Originally posted by ace_dl
                      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                      • anonin
                        Juvenile Delinquent
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2347

                        #12
                        Re: Beer vs Vagina

                        this thread turned gay quick!

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                        • miketpoto
                          Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 4223

                          #13
                          Re: Beer vs Vagina

                          It's my expertise on the subject... I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client.

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                          • anonin
                            Juvenile Delinquent
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2347

                            #14
                            Re: Beer vs Vagina

                            LOL @ tech house vs. cock

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                            • Morgan
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2234

                              #15
                              Re: Beer vs Vagina

                              One point to TECH HOUSE
                              "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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