Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

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  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

    Jesus do i seem to get all the luck or what!

    Yesterday i was traveling down the motorway at 70mph minding my own business when i noticed a guy not three feet from my bumper. What a knob i thought, driving so close! him and the woman passenger were gesticulating for me to get out of the way. As i was in a flow of traffic with cars all around me there was nowhere i could go so ijust ignored him. A couple of miles further on the traffic eased a little and i was able to go a little faster and move away from this idiot.

    All was well for a couple of miles...

    Then, idiot reapeared not 3 feet away from my back end again. This time i was able to move in and let him pass. He pulled up to my side, rolled down his window and and he and his wife hurled a load of abuse at me. i just laughed and carried on. He then pulled infront of me and slammed on his brakes true to his character. This went on for a few minutes. slow fast slow fast. I`d had enough and decided to be the moral citizen, pull over and call the police. Well this is where my luck starts. He did the same and pulled over infront of me and got out of his car. So not thinking what i was doing i got out and comfronted him. We had a 30 second argument on the hard shoulder of the motorway and then he just stopped and went to the boot of his car. Now i was feeling a little nervous so i quickly got back into my car and locked the doors. You`ll never guess what he got out of his boot

    It was only a 2 foot long sword with a serrated edge he came up to the side of my car and started banging it on my window saying "what are you gonna do now then?"

    Now i was fearing for my life and slammed the car into reverse and got out of his way. I called the cops and told them everything. He got back in his car and drove off.

    Today i had to give a statement to the police as to exactly what happened so stand by for any further information....

    Well after the luck i had with my eye`s and now this i don`t think i`ll leve my house for a month.
    mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



    Silentium est aureum
  • hypoluxxa
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 3371

    #2
    Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

    I thought I had bad luck... Sorry to hear that mate. I hope you feel better soon.

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    • beto
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 964

      #3
      Glad you could get back inside your car...

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      • peloquin
        Till I Come!
        • Jun 2004
        • 8643

        #4
        road rage is scary shit

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        • Morgan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2234

          #5
          Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

          Nasty, not want you want at all.

          Road Rage is on the increase in the UK, must be the hot weather your having. Pretty nuts to have a sword in your boot though, hope you got his plate.

          In Guatemala city, it?s required that if your sitting at a traffic light for more than 10 seconds you have to beep your horn loudly and shout at the car in front. If your overtaking you have to lean out the window and gesture what your going to do, i.e wave in a sideways fashion!
          To think i pay taxis good money to scare me shitless.
          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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          • MJDub
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 2765

            #6
            Fuck. In Texas you can have a gunrack hanging in your back window in plain sight as long as you have a gun license. Nobody fucks around with those people.


            You should've destroyed him.
            http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

            You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

            "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • MJ
              Here since 2002
              • Jun 2004
              • 6560

              #7
              Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

              Well to be honest i probaby could have knocked him clean out cos he was smaller then me and much older but my senses worked in the correct way for once and i was calm. I got a very good description of him, his female passenger and the car they were driving, i aslo got the plates. All these details are now with the police so we`ll just have to see what comes of it.
              mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



              Silentium est aureum

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              • TomTom
                Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                • May 2002
                • 16206

                #8
                Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

                If he's smaller or not....if he has a knife with him he maybe has as well a gun in his car. Some people just learn when they have to spend money. Beating him up would have surely not helped but maybe a nice ticket from the police will. :wink:

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                • Gloomy
                  Addiction started
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 314

                  #9
                  I don't get what's going on in some people's mind ... what a luck you had the reflex to get back in your car.

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                  • ubiqe
                    Platinum Poster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 1731

                    #10
                    MJ, you have lightning rods at your house, right? And remeber not to stand to close to high trees... And unplug that iron when you're finished, please.

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                    • day_for_night
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4127

                      #11
                      Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

                      Originally posted by TomTom
                      If he's smaller or not....if he has a knife with him he maybe has as well a gun in his car. Some people just learn when they have to spend money. Beating him up would have surely not helped but maybe a nice ticket from the police will. :wink:
                      couldn't agree more. not a good idea to get into a fight with someone who is psychoitc enough to pull over and get in an argument with you; any idea why he was so mad anyways?

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                      • tiddles
                        Encryption, Jr.
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6861

                        #12
                        Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

                        i would have run him over and then fucked his lady friend

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                        • Trancelucent One
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 295

                          #13
                          I think you did the best thing by being the bigger person. Hopefully you can do something about this asshole with the courts. That would be awesome if he lost his license. Of course then he'd probably drive without insurance and hit someone. Some people are just asshole drivers!


                          ~Pam
                          ~Pam

                          I like it dark and dirty!!!

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                          • cowardly dj
                            ZangerBob
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 645

                            #14
                            Worry no more MJ. I put a voodoo curse on the other driver and he is now going to get a weeks worth of yellow liquid shit storms and his woman friend is now a total lesbian.

                            I knew it was a good idea for me to take the online course "How To Do Voodoo"
                            Greatly rejoicing in following God as a freedom not a choice.

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                            • NastyD
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 615

                              #15
                              Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...

                              When I get cut up good and proper all I want to do sometimes is get out and have a good scream at the bastard who done it. Trouble is, in this day and age you never know what they're carrying under their seat. You just have to count to ten and get on with things
                              An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

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