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Jesus do i seem to get all the luck or what!
Yesterday i was traveling down the motorway at 70mph minding my own business when i noticed a guy not three feet from my bumper. What a knob i thought, driving so close! him and the woman passenger were gesticulating for me to get out of the way. As i was in a flow of traffic with cars all around me there was nowhere i could go so ijust ignored him. A couple of miles further on the traffic eased a little and i was able to go a little faster and move away from this idiot.
All was well for a couple of miles...
Then, idiot reapeared not 3 feet away from my back end again. This time i was able to move in and let him pass. He pulled up to my side, rolled down his window and and he and his wife hurled a load of abuse at me. i just laughed and carried on. He then pulled infront of me and slammed on his brakes true to his character. This went on for a few minutes. slow fast slow fast. I`d had enough and decided to be the moral citizen, pull over and call the police. Well this is where my luck starts. He did the same and pulled over infront of me and got out of his car. So not thinking what i was doing i got out and comfronted him. We had a 30 second argument on the hard shoulder of the motorway and then he just stopped and went to the boot of his car. Now i was feeling a little nervous so i quickly got back into my car and locked the doors. You`ll never guess what he got out of his boot
It was only a 2 foot long sword with a serrated edge
he came up to the side of my car and started banging it on my window saying "what are you gonna do now then?"
Now i was fearing for my life and slammed the car into reverse and got out of his way. I called the cops and told them everything. He got back in his car and drove off.
Today i had to give a statement to the police as to exactly what happened so stand by for any further information....
Well after the luck i had with my eye`s and now this i don`t think i`ll leve my house for a month.
Yesterday i was traveling down the motorway at 70mph minding my own business when i noticed a guy not three feet from my bumper. What a knob i thought, driving so close! him and the woman passenger were gesticulating for me to get out of the way. As i was in a flow of traffic with cars all around me there was nowhere i could go so ijust ignored him. A couple of miles further on the traffic eased a little and i was able to go a little faster and move away from this idiot.
All was well for a couple of miles...
Then, idiot reapeared not 3 feet away from my back end again. This time i was able to move in and let him pass. He pulled up to my side, rolled down his window and and he and his wife hurled a load of abuse at me. i just laughed and carried on. He then pulled infront of me and slammed on his brakes true to his character. This went on for a few minutes. slow fast slow fast. I`d had enough and decided to be the moral citizen, pull over and call the police. Well this is where my luck starts. He did the same and pulled over infront of me and got out of his car. So not thinking what i was doing i got out and comfronted him. We had a 30 second argument on the hard shoulder of the motorway and then he just stopped and went to the boot of his car. Now i was feeling a little nervous so i quickly got back into my car and locked the doors. You`ll never guess what he got out of his boot
It was only a 2 foot long sword with a serrated edge
he came up to the side of my car and started banging it on my window saying "what are you gonna do now then?" Now i was fearing for my life and slammed the car into reverse and got out of his way. I called the cops and told them everything. He got back in his car and drove off.
Today i had to give a statement to the police as to exactly what happened so stand by for any further information....
Well after the luck i had with my eye`s and now this i don`t think i`ll leve my house for a month.
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