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Sorry to hear that mate. Better luck next time. :wink:
Sorry to hear that mate. Better luck next time. :wink:
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haha, damn MJ... stop pissing people off then!
seriously, i had a similar incident that happened to me. i was at some drunken college party in an apartment complex and some dude i never met before started giving me heat for no reason (maybe i hit on his gf or something). anyhow, i had to stand up for myself soi was like "yo, back off or i'll beat ya." at this moment he ran away and i was feeling all high and mighty..... well about 15 minutes later he came out of his apartment with a fuckign sword and started chasing me haha.... i ran for my life, hopped in my car and drove off before i became the first person to ever be killed by a sword at texas aTm.
glad you're ok dood.Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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I doubt he'd lose his licence. He'll probably get a caution for weapon in his car and he MIGHT get 6 points for dangerous driving - really not too sure in that sitution. Hopfully there will be some motorway CCTV footage.Originally posted by Trancelucent One
Fingers crossed the guy already has 6 points on his licence, and is currently on probation.
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you remember the scene in the movie Snatch where they got in a wreck and the sword went thru the guy in the back seat? that should happen to that crazy fucker that wanted to castrate MJ.
Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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Glad you were able to get back in your car before that gavonne got his sword.
What is going on with people?Cat formerly known as Cheshire
*cue imperial death march"Comment
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dont u just love the uk mj?
never a dull moment on the motorway.
i'm just glad that shit dont happen to me.
then again its normally me flying up and down the motorways, but i never tailgate. and i dont have a sword in my boot, just a meaty wheel wrench.
but i recommend staying in the house, or stop taking so many drugs that u hallucinate.
p.s u ever thought about investing in a car like KITT from knight rider, there was one on ebay a week ago. that way u can get high, get to where u need to be and blow up psycho road ragers
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sorry to hear about the bad shit that's happened mate I'd have shit myself if that happened to me. Good that you're ok.Comment
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Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...
I have no idea at all why this manaic was so angry. They just looked like any normal family out for the day. Looking back now it worries me what the young kid in the back of the car must have fealt. What kind on example is that to set to someone so young
Tiddles - If you`d have seen his wife i`m sure you`d change your mind on that.
CDJ - Thanks for the voodoo curse
Ubique - LOL yeh i need to watch out with everything i do lately.
Dhar - Yes, i just love the UK... god knows why though.
I`m not holding my breath for anything that the police will do to this guy, when i reported it the didn`t seem to be too worried at all. I mean come.. a 2 foot long sword! Who the fuck carries that around in there boot.Comment
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glad you weren't hurt man, people get shot in this city for the same thing.
the guy could have very easily had a gun in his car too.
you're lucky it didnt escalate enough to find that out.
did you get his license? will the police actually investigate it enough to find that doosh bag? is melba toast better than rye?Comment
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i think melba toast is better than rye...Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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nobody assked you jew slayer. go back to your cubicle.Comment
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Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...
^^A man nearly gets his head chopped by a sword weilding freaked out maniac and all you guys can talk about is your favourite snacks
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Re:: Another day in the life of MJ the fruit cake...
That is scary to think that this guy would do that in front of his wife and kid.
Glad you kept your head on straight and drove away from that un harmed.
But didnt you say his wife was shouting at you also? It was most likely her that drove him over the edge, whinging about someing pointless and he was looking for a way to get locked up and away from his old lady.
But seriously, not to make light of a fucked up situation, I hope they sort this fucker right out. The next person he messes with might not be so level headed and something worse could go down.Comment
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wow MJ sorry to hear about your nasty experience...just goes to show that there are crazy f*ckers everywhere and at any age...hope this guy gets whats coming to him sooner or later....
if karma has its way with him he'll probably get shot when he takes his sword out on some other driver but this guy takes no shit and takes out his gun...hahaha whateverComment
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MJ you have been having the worst luck lately. A similar situation happened to me when I lived in Florida, the guy stepped on his brake in front of me, got on my rear end, and then kept following me. It's kinda scary, but your situation was even more dangerous since he had a knife and got out of his car.... That's insane. You handled it correctly though.
And why was the woman yelling in the first place? How obnoxious.
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