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  • peloquin
    Till I Come!
    • Jun 2004
    • 8643

    i wouldnt mind this

    Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet

    OSLO, Norway - It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

    Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

    By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

    "We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."

    However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores.

    Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone.

    "The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers.

    Gundersen joked about having the pub send up free beer for her next party.

    "But maybe it would be easier if they just invited me down for a beer," she said.
  • chanty
    John, John, where art thou!
    • Jun 2004
    • 4622

    #2
    Re: i wouldnt mind this

    Hell, I wouldn't mind that either. Only problem would be taking a shower or doing laundry!
    Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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    • anonin
      Juvenile Delinquent
      • Oct 2005
      • 2347

      #3
      Re: i wouldnt mind this

      that would be wicked!

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      • toasty
        Sir Toastiness
        • Jun 2004
        • 6585

        #4
        Re: i wouldnt mind this

        Originally posted by chanty
        Hell, I wouldn't mind that either. Only problem would be taking a shower or doing laundry!
        I hear beer is quite good for the hair, actually. Hell, we errantly poured some on the dog once at the park, and we got compliments from passerby about how nice his coat looked for the rest of the day.

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        • KinKyJ
          Platinum Poser
          • Jun 2004
          • 13438

          #5
          Re: i wouldnt mind this

          Originally posted by toasty
          I hear beer is quite good for the hair, actually. Hell, we errantly poured some on the dog once at the park, and we got compliments from passerby about how nice his coat looked for the rest of the day.
          Wuddaya mean "errantly"? You're not telling me you were that drunk that you thought it was your gf. C'mon...

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          • fixxer
            Getting warmed up
            • Mar 2006
            • 81

            #6
            Re: i wouldnt mind this

            I envy that woman, i would fill barrel after barrel with it, i would bathe in it!
            25 NOK for a pint? Yah sure, but its over 50 NOK when you buy it in a club etc

            Norway is fuckin' expensive. But we have fine girls!
            Get your partyhat on!

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            • runningman
              Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
              • Jun 2004
              • 5995

              #7
              Re: i wouldnt mind this

              that would be a miracle.. its like that raining beer commercial..

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              • Corven
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Jun 2004
                • 4080

                #8
                Re: i wouldnt mind this

                i would start hiding my secret beer stash while that tap is hooked up
                I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                • speciale
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 3728

                  #9
                  Re: i wouldnt mind this

                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                  It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                  No Soup for You

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                  • Yao
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 8167

                    #10
                    Re: i wouldnt mind this

                    Originally posted by fixxer
                    I envy that woman, i would fill barrel after barrel with it, i would bathe in it!
                    25 NOK for a pint? Yah sure, but its over 50 NOK when you buy it in a club etc

                    Norway is fuckin' expensive. But we have fine girls!
                    Hell, I totally agree on your last remark. I should snatch myself one over there...
                    Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

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                    • jeffrey collins
                      Not cool enough
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 7427

                      #11
                      Re: i wouldnt mind this

                      buy strange and wonderful things are happening everyday.
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