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  • speciale
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Dec 2005
    • 3728

    Joke for the Day

    An old one but still good!!

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.



    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.




    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.




    The second floor sign reads:


    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.




    The third floor sign reads:


    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.





    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.




    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework.





    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it".




    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.




    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:






    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.






    A New Wives store opened across the street:

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited ....

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
    Originally posted by Miroslav
    It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
    No Soup for You
  • threehills
    I heart Lollergirl
    • Jun 2005
    • 3641

    #2
    Re: Joke for the Day

    From Esquire Magazine.

    A husband comes walking downstairs hungover the morning after the company party and says to his wife "I can't remember a thing from last night, I was so drunk, did I do anything embarassing?".
    Wife: You and your boss got in an very heated arguement last night.
    Husband: Well, piss on him.
    Wife: Actually, you did. And you're fired.
    Husband: Well fuck him then.
    Wife: Actually, I did, and you're back to work on Monday.
    Last edited by threehills; May 9, 2006, 03:32:00 PM.
    It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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    • Wanni
      Addiction started
      • Jun 2004
      • 423

      #3
      Re: Joke for the Day

      Noice!
      NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • hansh20
        Gold Gabber
        • Jul 2004
        • 540

        #4
        Re: Joke for the Day



        thx for making me laugh man
        " When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. "

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #5
          Re: Joke for the Day

          you got that from an online friend community.

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          • speciale
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Dec 2005
            • 3728

            #6
            Re: Joke for the Day

            Wgaf
            Originally posted by Miroslav
            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
            No Soup for You

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            • Kamal
              Administrator
              • May 2002
              • 28835

              #7
              Re: Joke for the Day

              saw this one sitting in our spam box


              A rich white man threw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors, including Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and I can't find anybody who will come and take him away. I'd give a million dollars to anyone who would do the job!" The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Kung-Fu master. The water was churning and splashing in the struggle. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the surface. He slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was staring in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "I don't want it," said Leroy, panting. The rich man said, "Leroy, I have to give you something! You won the bet." Leroy said, "I would be satisfied if you gave me the name of whichever one of these white motherf**kers it was that pushed me in the pool."
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              Jib says:
              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
              Originally posted by ace_dl
              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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              • speciale
                Are you Kidding me??
                • Dec 2005
                • 3728

                #8
                Re: Joke for the Day

                ^^^ oldy but a great one
                Originally posted by Miroslav
                It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                No Soup for You

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