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  • KinKyJ
    Platinum Poser
    • Jun 2004
    • 13438

    #16
    Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

    ^^^^ Lmaoooooooooo

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    • Balanc3
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1278

      #17
      Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

      A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to serve him, so finally they drew lots and Nancy was unlucky and went up to the room with him.

      A minute later, there was a loud scream. The madam and all of the girls charged up the staircase and into the room. Nancy lay on the floor in a dead faint. Standing next to the bed was the midget nude, and with a three foot cock hanging down and almost touching the floor.

      The girls were dumbfounded by the sight.

      Finally, one of them regained her composure to say, "Sir, would you mind if we felt it? We've never seen anything like that before."

      The midget sighed. "Okay honey. But only touching. No sucking - I used to be six feet tall."
      JourneyDeep .into the sound

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      • Balanc3
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1278

        #18
        Re: This will be.. the best thread. 1000 digweed sets from 92-06 OMG!! ! ! ! ! !

        Originally posted by tiddles
        ちかん
        あなたの後部からの血のタンポンを引っ張りなさい

        *translate that toodles.
        JourneyDeep .into the sound

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        • picklemonkey
          Double hoodie beer monster
          • Jun 2004
          • 15373

          #19
          Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

          I like where this thread is going. I have lots of money.

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          • hansh20
            Gold Gabber
            • Jul 2004
            • 540

            #20
            Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

            is this another nonsense thread???
            " When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. "

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            • miketpoto
              Shabisquik The Ghetto Queen
              • Jan 2005
              • 4223

              #21
              Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

              Sucking dick with cottonmouth is next to an impossibility.

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              • KinKyJ
                Platinum Poser
                • Jun 2004
                • 13438

                #22
                Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

                Originally posted by miketpoto
                Sucking dick with cottonmouth is next to an impossibility.
                U = the expert

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                • tiddles
                  Encryption, Jr.
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6861

                  #23
                  Re: This will be.. the best thread. 1000 digweed sets from 92-06 OMG!! ! ! ! ! !

                  Originally posted by Balanc3
                  あなたの後部からの血のタンポンを引っ張りなさい

                  *translate that toodles.
                  i only got as far as hiragana

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                  • FM
                    Wooooooo!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5361

                    #24
                    Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

                    Originally posted by hansh20
                    is this another nonsense thread???
                    the non-pic version...
                    FM

                    "Nowadays everyone is a fucking DJ." - Jack Dangers

                    What record did you loose your virginity to?
                    "I don't like having sex with music on- I find it distracting. And if it's a mix cd- forget it. I'm stopping to check the beat mixing in between tracks." - Tom Stephan

                    Download/Listen To My Mixes
                    Facebook!
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                    Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your music back.

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                    • sammwalk
                      Gold Gabber
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 769

                      #25
                      Re: This will be.. the thread of maximum penetration

                      julia louis-dreyfus is strangely attractive

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                      • DJJEFFJONES
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 2110

                        #26
                        Re: This will be.. the thread of maximum penetration

                        Originally posted by sammwalk
                        julia louis-dreyfus is strangely attractive
                        I agree!
                        http://www.idgafclothing.com

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                        • Balanc3
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1278

                          #27
                          Re: This will be.. the thread of maximum penetration

                          Wafah Dufour!
                          JourneyDeep .into the sound

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                          • speciale
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 3728

                            #28
                            Re: This will be.. the best thread because I suck penis for money

                            Originally posted by KinKyJ
                            U = the expert
                            that is from your personal experience with him
                            Originally posted by Miroslav
                            It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                            No Soup for You

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                            • Corven
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4080

                              #29
                              Re: This will be.. the thread of maximum penetration

                              Originally posted by sammwalk
                              julia louis-dreyfus is strangely attractive
                              anyone caught her new show?
                              I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                              • Corven
                                Are you Kidding me??
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 4080

                                #30
                                Re: This will be.. the best thread. 1000 digweed sets from 92-06 OMG!! ! ! ! ! !

                                Originally posted by Balanc3
                                あなたの後部からの血のタンポンを引っ張りなさい

                                *translate that toodles.
                                translate ---> Pull the tampon of the blood from your rear section
                                I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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