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^^^ yeah that might not have went over too well, lol
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it certainly is
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[fumanchu182] in my youth i dropped, and i had mac donalds before, when i took a shit it was like i was in heaven
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That was in my youth! Not that I am old to begin with and yes it was heavenly!
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I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.
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Originally posted by Hos[fumanchu182] in my youth i dropped, and i had mac donalds before, when i took a shit it was like i was in heaven
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"dude, you're so fuckin money and you dont even know it"Comment
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" I hate to advocate drugs, sex, or violence, but they've always worked for me. " - Hunter S. ThompsonDon't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."
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Some Thoughts on Sex...
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's Genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable Undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences Money can buy."
Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get
older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married."
George BurnsIf the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William BlakeComment
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thats fuckin hilarious
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he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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hey, i din't go and dig this thread of 2004, why is my post in it???If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William BlakeComment
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spelled "repost"www.mjwebhosting.com
Jib says:
he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shittingOriginally posted by ace_dlComment
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0800 on the pool deck at the hotel in miami 2 yrs ago. 3rd day no sleep...
jibgolly: "I'd fuck a dead cat right now"
priceless." Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"
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man_who_wasn't_there: are those your tits?
me: yeah
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