Joke of the day - White House Breakfast

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  • dig72
    Gold Gabber
    • Nov 2004
    • 882
    #1

    Joke of the day - White House Breakfast


    Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
    The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
    "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
    George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
    "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! '' As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."
    “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear.”
    ― Marcus Tullius Cicero
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    • speciale
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Dec 2005
      • 3728
      #2
      Re: Joke of the day - White House Breakfast

      lol
      Originally posted by Miroslav
      It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
      No Soup for You

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        • DJJEFFJONES
          Platinum Poster
          • Nov 2005
          • 2110
          #3
          Re: Joke of the day - White House Breakfast

          me likey
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