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when you go in, just talk in an obnoxious voice and be annoying. Over time, they will avoid conversations with you. it works.
Originally posted by Miroslav
It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
I agree also, the breakroom is a place I try to avoid. I'd rather eat at my desk or go run errands than rather have to sit in there and create small talk.
"Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --
Oh btw, as a general remark: I find it very strange that so many people here have problems interacting with their colleagues. Work on your social skills for crying out loud. Jeez...
How 'bout a month too late? Sorry, I kinda fucked up: S&BJ Day is the day after St Valentine
Originally posted by website
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
Oh btw, as a general remark: I find it very strange that so many people here have problems interacting with their colleagues. Work on your social skills for crying out loud. Jeez...
My social skills are second to none, but like I said I can't stand small talk. I have no problem carrying on an intelligent conversation about the affairs of the world but that's probably the last thing people want to do as they spoon vegetable beef soup into their pie hole.
Here's the dilemma in my eyes: If I walk in and say 'So, it sure is hot out there' then when I leave, people will think 'Boy, that was a stupid thing for him to say.' But if I walk in and out without uttering a word they'll think 'Boy, that guy is a real asshole.'
A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
I hate having pointless conversations with people I could give two shit's about by the end of the week. You'll get used to ignoring these people as life goes on. Most of them prefer to avoid eye contact and stare at the floor as they walk past anyway.
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