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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    The most awkward place in the world

    is the breakroom at work if there's anyone else in there. There are about 100 people where I work and some I know more than others, but going into the breakroom when someone is already there is one of the most uncomfortable things I encounter on a daily basis. I guess it has to do with the fact that I can't stand small-talk and there are only 100 or so times that saying 'Boy, it's a hot one out there' will get you by.

    But, and here's the kicker, I feel like an asshole if I walk in and out without saying anything at all. I'd like to find something funny but clean (SFW) to say each time. Any ideas?
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.
  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20895

    #2
    Re: The most awkward place in the world

    Happy Tit Monday.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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    • KinKyJ
      Platinum Poser
      • Jun 2004
      • 13438

      #3
      Re: The most awkward place in the world

      Happy steak & blowjob day

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      • skahound
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • Jun 2004
        • 11411

        #4
        Re: The most awkward place in the world

        Again, it has to be safe for work you jackasses. The only place more uncomfortable than the breakroom is being pulled into the Human Resources office to be fired for saying 'Happy Steak and Blowjob Day'.
        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • tiddles
          Encryption, Jr.
          • Jun 2004
          • 6861

          #5
          Re: The most awkward place in the world

          y'all like electro?

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          • DJJEFFJONES
            Platinum Poster
            • Nov 2005
            • 2110

            #6
            Re: The most awkward place in the world

            How about "Hello"... I heard it is taking the world by storm

            Originally posted by tiddles
            y'all like electro?
            http://www.idgafclothing.com

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            • 3d_1200
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1127

              #7
              Re: The most awkward place in the world

              Originally posted by tiddles
              y'all like electro?
              haha, that was good.
              http://www.mercuryserver.com/forums/...ad.php?t=24706

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              • Balanc3
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1278

                #8
                Re: The most awkward place in the world

                I totally agree with you ska... I also find the smoke break difficult as well. When all your buddies smoke and you don't, it's hard to stand around and keep the small talk going with second hand smoke in your face.
                JourneyDeep .into the sound

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                • KinKyJ
                  Platinum Poser
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 13438

                  #9
                  Re: The most awkward place in the world

                  Originally posted by skahound
                  Again, it has to be safe for work you jackasses. The only place more uncomfortable than the breakroom is being pulled into the Human Resources office to be fired for saying 'Happy Steak and Blowjob Day'.
                  That's why I've stared my own business: every day is Steak & Blowjob Day here

                  Anywayz, people always like to talk about themselves, so why don't you say sth like "Hi honey, how was your day?"

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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #10
                    Re: The most awkward place in the world

                    Originally posted by KinKyJ
                    so why don't you say sth like "Hi honey, how was your day?"
                    That'll be a good laugh for all of the guys in the office.
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • KinKyJ
                      Platinum Poser
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 13438

                      #11
                      Re: The most awkward place in the world

                      Originally posted by skahound
                      That'll be a good laugh for all of the guys in the office.
                      Exactly

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                      • speciale
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 3728

                        #12
                        Re: The most awkward place in the world

                        Originally posted by KinKyJ
                        Happy steak & blowjob day
                        if only there are a day like this Try to make everyday, a steak and blowjob day
                        Originally posted by Miroslav
                        It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                        No Soup for You

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                        • KinKyJ
                          Platinum Poser
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 13438

                          #13
                          Re: The most awkward place in the world

                          Originally posted by speciale
                          if only there are a day like this Try to make everyday, a steak and blowjob day
                          Steak & Blowjob Day is on March 14th: http://www.steakandbjday.com/

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                          • Balanc3
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1278

                            #14
                            Re: The most awkward place in the world

                            spring is in the air!
                            JourneyDeep .into the sound

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                            • tiddles
                              Encryption, Jr.
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6861

                              #15
                              Re: The most awkward place in the world

                              hey guyths, so thith weekend, theth guyths were cauthing trouble on the internet message board that i moderate and i had to moderate them.

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