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  • shosh
    Banned
    • Jun 2004
    • 4668
    #1

    chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

    this is funny shit.
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    • horsack
      Getting Somewhere
      • Feb 2005
      • 114
      #2
      Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

      haha

      now if only they could get vin diesel to read facts about vin diesel, life would be good
      brother man gonna break a window
      gonna steal a hubcap
      gonna smoke a joint
      brother man gonna go to jail
      the man who tried to steal america ... is not in jail
      we beg your pardon america

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        • speciale
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Dec 2005
          • 3728
          #3
          Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

          that was funny to see him read.

          Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries
          Originally posted by Miroslav
          It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
          No Soup for You

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            • Duff McKagin
              Gold Gabber
              • Sep 2004
              • 690
              #4
              Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

              They wanted to chisle Chuck Norris's face onto Mt. Rushmore, but the granite wasnt hard enough for his beard....haha
              Fly? Yes. Land? No!

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                • rainman
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1869
                  #5
                  Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                  That's some funny ass shit!!

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                    • CND
                      Addiction started
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 342
                      #6
                      Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

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                        • gjg21
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 725
                          #7
                          Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                          There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

                          what a bad ass.

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                            • KinKyJ
                              Platinum Poser
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 13438
                              #8
                              Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                              Originally posted by horsack
                              haha

                              now if only they could get vin diesel to read facts about vin diesel, life would be good
                              Vind Diesel can't read

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                                • TomTom
                                  Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 16206
                                  #9
                                  Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                                  saw this one today:

                                  Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

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                                    • pete86
                                      Fresh Peossy
                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 33
                                      #10
                                      Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                                      gosh, chuck's everywhere, was funny, now is boring imho :]
                                      cheers,
                                      pete

                                      SoulSeek nickname: pete[actv]

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                                        • lancecashion
                                          Getting Somewhere
                                          • May 2005
                                          • 139
                                          #11
                                          Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                                          Originally posted by TomTom
                                          saw this one today:

                                          Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
                                          LOL that shit is funny
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                                            • shosh
                                              Banned
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 4668
                                              #12
                                              Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                                              now there are over 400 chuck norris facts. [link]

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                                                • speciale
                                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                  • 3728
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                                                  Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, bringing profit to the local villagers and causing him to be worshiped as a God.
                                                  Originally posted by Miroslav
                                                  It's not like he grabbed his balls and sucked his dick. It's not like he gave the Saudis the original copy of the Constitution to use as toilet paper. It's not like he gave away the secret recipe to the Colonel's chicken. .
                                                  No Soup for You

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                                                    • ZendoBro
                                                      Mr. Roboto
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 864
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: chuck norris reads facts about chuck norris

                                                      I was actually wondering if he ever read any of these.
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